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Uncle Shitty 🤎💩

@UncleShitty

I’m not Pinocchio, and that’s not my nose | all opinions expressed here are your fault | do you REALLY think I’m proud of *this*??🫤🤷‍♂️😐 #GetShitty 🤎

 In the ointment…
Joined July 2022
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🎼🎶So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Bluesky’s from *pain* Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?🎶 Uncle Shitty here, THERE, and everywhere.** (**so stable he now refers to hisself in the 3rd person❤️💩)
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I wish Lindsey could’ve been around to see this — too bad he’s DEAD.💀☹️💔
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"If we elect Trump we will destroy ourselves and we will deserve it." Lindsey Graham
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Boston Smalls (@smalls2672) profile pictureBoston Smalls
@smalls26722h
"If we elect Trump we will destroy ourselves and we will deserve it." Lindsey Graham
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💙Brittney💙
@AZ_Brittney4h
James Talarico put his “I Voted” sticker on the memorial for Lorenzo Salgado, the Houston man killed by ICE. Compassion and leadership at its finest. This is exactly what we voted for! 🔥
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It’s not revenge it’s ACCOUNTABILITY!!! We need to make them pay for their crimes!!!
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Meidas_Charise Lee
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Call your representatives 202-224-3121 Capitol Switchboard sign the petition! change.org/newspeaker
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Somebody show this to Hakeem Jeffries and let him know it’s from all of America. And no, we aren’t close to joking. If you’re not willing to do it, we’ll get rid of you.
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“UCLA is Overrated”
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UCLA Football
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DEM BOYS are 9-0💪 #4sup
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Take a fucking clue @hakeemjeffries and @SenSchumer…
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@BrittanyinTexas7h
🚨 A mariachi band showed up outside Greg Abbott’s mansion AFTER HE LOST. I AM LIVING FOR THIS. WTG, TEXAS. 👏
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angry buni 🤬@theangriestbuni5h
Durham, NC is in a water restriction - Now ask me how many fucking data centers are there….
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13% and 18% approval ratings.
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"So,he'll be a girl?" "Nooo, that is a perfectly normal way for a man to sing" l
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@BrittanyinTexasNov 6
JACK SMITH FOR AG. 🔥 Trump relentlessly went after Jack Smith. NOW IT’S JACK SMITH’S TURN.
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Brian Baez@MentallyDivineNov 6
Not holding MAGA ACCOUNTABLE would be the same mistake as when America didn’t STOMP OUT THE CONFEDERATES AFTER THE CIVIL WAR...
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@BrittanyinTexasNov 6
Robert Garcia: If you’re a member of the Trump crime family grifting off the public, ICE treating people inhumanely, or a corporation ripping off the American people, it’s time to LAWYER UP, BABY 🔥
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Truth Matters
@politicsusa46Nov 4
I’ll just leave this here, so you know, the world is celebrating the blue tsunami with you. It’s a long road to recovery, but the journey has hopefully begun. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZGdXM8wFm/
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Nov 6
We understood what was at stake. Who this was really for. We will never forget. Raise Good girls and Pretti boys.
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@FluffWingBirdieNov 6
That’s why 😂
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Adam Mockler
@adammocklerrNov 6
EVERYONE IS RESIGNING…
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