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If Alito or Thomas were to retire tomorrow (God forbid), Schumer better say, “We’re in a Presidential election cycle.”
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Being a lawyer is just spending all week looking forward to the weekend, then spending the entire weekend worrying about all the work you have the following week over and over again until you die.
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When your mortgage goes up again… Remember to thank the war-mongering bastards responsible.
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🚨 BREAKING: Democrats now have the power to effectively abolish the Electoral College.
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EXITS: 90% of voters say concerns about corruption in government was a key factor in their vote.
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To the Cheesecake Factory - thoughts and prayers.
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Look at Araujo man 😭 The way he defended like his life depended on it 😮‍💨🇺🇾
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"Hans, you are a humanitarian, and I salute that."
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Matt Hancock told the country "we've put a protective ring around care homes" Untested patients were released from hospital. 43,000 people died in care homes. The worst government led by the worst Prime Minister at the worst possible time. Never forget. @BBCBreakfast @GMB
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“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.” You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.
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New press secretary announced
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This. This. This. And not just lawyers to be fair.
Being a lawyer is basically having a to-do list and then spending the whole day doing things that were not on the to-do list.
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Being a lawyer is basically having a to-do list and then spending the whole day doing things that were not on the to-do list.
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I've no idea who this Scouser is but he is spot on 🫡
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“Where’s Vader?” “Buying diesel off the Rebel Alliance Sir”
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