Really just don't care anymore

I will NEVER stop talking openly about sex. I live for the day where girls are not taught to be ashamed for wanting and having sex.

I told my husband I was drunk but don’t want to lay down because ants. So I was gonna trim the trees. He thinks I’m joking

While on vacation my brother said “yea, she’s only good at her job because she likes yelling at men and saying she was right” AND HES NOT FUCKING WRONG

My boss today: “wow Harley, your face *mimics it* just asked me why I was dumb” My inside thoughts are quite literally outside thoughts because my face is a tattle tale

I’m literally too traumatized to lay in my own bed. I don’t even wanna lay anywhere tbh

Anyways I’m probably gonna burn my whole mattress in order to sleep in my room again

Update: he DOES NOT like being called “old man”

My inspector, 20 minutes into arguing decided to call me “young lady” today so now I will only refer to him as “old man” because fuck outta here with that shit

Told someone at work that ive been burning hay chaff everyday. After establishing what hay chaff was , Him: you have horses Me: “yes” H: “how many?” M: “2” H: “oh on is yours and one is your husbands” M:”no, one is mine…..and the other….is also mine”

My brother has trained my niece (3yrs old) to refer to me as “stinky aunt har” Just now while on the phone, he told her that i became stinky because i also picked my nose and she should stop to not be stinky like “stinky aunt har”

My brother is a welder and will be at my house for roughly 18 hours before we go to Hawaii Can tell ya this little fucker is sick and tired of being my brother

Texted the kiddo saying I got a notice he was absent in 9th period today, he said “wow my day only goes until 6th period” 😂

Everyone at work bitches to me about people So when I’m annoyed with them I just say “ok ‘whoever the bitch about’ jr” and they always shut the fuck up