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Ryan 🐮

@UpDownLeftRyan

Security Threat. * All opinions are my own AND 100% factually correct at all times * … go on, follow me … it’s okay, I won’t tell anyone ❤️

 England
Joined July 2009
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Thought they’d finally done it #severealert
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People throwing pints at football games are so stupid, they should be throwing pish like the good old days
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Just remembered a song that Spotify couldn’t identify, get in 💪
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I like the bit at the dentist where they use you as a shelf
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Stupid cunts everywhere
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This is what I’m like when I only know one person at a party
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기다렸다는듯이 안기듯 펀치 ❤️ #PUNCH
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My head is massive! But like width ways, like a xenomorph
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Is ww3 still a joke or should I actually start worrying ?
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Bring Her Back (2025)
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Rebecca Ferguson photographed by Harley Weir
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In lotr does everyone just hate orcs cos theyre ugly?
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I love it when films have a fight scene lit by gunfire like this
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This is how kids stand when you go in their room and they’ve been up to something
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I wrote this in my notes app and I don’t remember when and I don’t remember why… “69 nice joke outlawed but doesn’t know”
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I put holes in so many clothes by autistically cutting out every tag I can find
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When you accidentally press Square ⏹️ playing Crash Bandicoot
しじみ(🐇はあずきです) (@sijimirabbit) profile pictureしじみ(🐇はあずきです)@sijimirabbit30 Oct 2025
🐇🌀 #うさぎ
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Almost smirked at an ai video
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My goal is to create generational wealth, then die alone and take it all to the grave
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