Upgreyeddd

You can’t polish a turd but you sure can roll it in a bunch of glitter

It’s that time of year again where @979TheBox acts like they’re from Htown

Lac’s don’t make Mac’s. AK’s don’t make killers.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Who knew evil girls had the prettiest face

Everybody on social media has “the next big million dollar crypto” and I find that hilarious #shitcoins

Oscar de la Hoya rn @triller

WELCOME TO CRYPTO MOTHERFUCKERS

“I brought my Bluetooth speaker and made a tiktok playlist on Spotify to play at the pool today” Me-

I’m Htown till I drown

#Coinbase is the $XRP of crypto exchanges. Doesn’t work when we need it and it never will. Getting all my money off this trash exchange as soon as they pull their head out of their asses

And of course #coinbase #pro shits the bed. Like clockwork $btc #bitcoin

Drinking bleach and eating tide pods doesn’t sound like that crazy of an idea anymore

Just start back up when this is all over

No, kid at tha gas station. I’m not going to buy cigars. Smoke that shit out of a coke can like I did

Alexa, play Dj Screw