Louis Urbanowski - Author

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Four bedrooms. Mum bringing breakfast. Tom has room to grow up. Then the zombies arrive. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Try The Milks. I'd struggle to cover myself in zombie guts without retching, which seems worth considering before trying to blend in quietly. amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Like Shaun of the Dead? My British zombie comedy starts with a hangover and Mum making breakfast. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Read The Milks. Someone gets bitten and their mate attempts surgery. I wanted to think about what happens after you've cut the arm off. amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Stevenage has zombies. Tom has a plan he explained over drinks. His mates have taken it seriously. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Try The Milks if humans being the real monsters has worn you out. I wanted the zombies to stay frightening after other survivors turned up. amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 A scientist dies. Tom checks his recruitment commission. Meet your zombie-comedy narrator. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Read The Milks. I keep seeing knives go straight through zombie skulls. I've got a bread knife. I'd have to saw at it while it was still moving. amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Emotion-mirroring zombies. A frightened recruiter. British zombie comedy gets very personal. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Tom needs his mum to manage a hangover. The zombie apocalypse asks rather more of him. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

Get The Milks in paperback on Amazon UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/1065435010 Tom gave his mates a zombie survival plan down the pub. They actually followed it. #ZombieFiction #HorrorBooks #BritishComedy #BookRecommendations #AmReading

I wrote a funny zombie novel about grief, avoidance and a man who finally asks his mates for help. It starts with a hangover in Stevenage. Read chapter one free: urbwrites.com/the-milks-chap…

Stevenage is mocked for being Stevenage, which feels unfair. Plenty of worse places have better PR.

Britain has a dictator handing out bacon sandwiches and abolishing speed limits. Seven disgraced MPs think they should do something about him. My comedy novel, The Right Members Club, puts them in a secret society and gives them the job of saving the country. Imagine having to make the case against someone with Hugh Grant’s appeal in Love Actually, while everyone is eating his bacon sandwiches. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses are the comparisons I’d give you for The Right Members Club. The photo supplies my face, in case that also helps. My comedy novel follows seven disgraced MPs in a secret society, trying to save Britain from a dictator with the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually. He abolishes speed limits and provides bacon sandwiches for everyone. I’ve had to explain this plot quite a lot. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

In The Milks, a recruiter helps cause the apocalypse by placing the wrong person in the right job. Finally, a novel that respects LinkedIn’s destructive potential.

Westminster has already thrown them out. A secret club has looked at those seven disgraced MPs and decided to recruit them. That’s where The Right Members Club comes in: my comedy novel about former politicians trying to save Britain from a dictator with Hugh Grant’s Love Actually appeal. He’s giving everyone bacon sandwiches and repealing speed limits. They’re going to need a convincing argument. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

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I gave seven disgraced MPs a secret society and the job of saving Britain. Then I gave their opponent free bacon sandwiches to hand out. You can see why they might struggle. The Right Members Club is my comedy novel for fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. Its dictator has the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually and has abolished speed limits. Yes, I did write all of this down. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

The male urge to protect everyone is often accompanied by the male refusal to tell anyone you are currently held together by a belt and an old phone charger.