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A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.
Bottom of a sixtol
Joined April 2010
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- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise
- Next to no attendance at many games
- Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots
- Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana)
- National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL
- Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played
- League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season
- AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul
- Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs
Good god.
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued.
#AFL
So you're cancelling fan events before the game, players wives are publicly criticizing you for continuing on with the game, you're beefing up security for the game due to everything going to shit around the area... yet still continuing on with the game.
The NFL would play on in case of nuclear war, if it were the case.
Why the hell are the races on USA Network, again?
.@USANetwork got a 0.72 rating and 1.294 million viewers for Sunday's NASCAR Cup Series Freeway Insurance 500 @PhoenixRaceway.
➡️ There's no direct comp to last year since Phoenix was the 2025 championship, but the 33rd points race last year (Vegas) got a 0.84 + 1.7 million.
No, it's not our roster construction or the complete lack of fundamentals that may utterly damn coaching and management. It's the players! They're at fault!!!
Sources: Firearm involved in Jordan Elliott’s release from Titans following frustration with teammate that carried over after practice
atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…
This plot is so thick it rivals JRR Tolkien's writings.
Statement from the NFLPA on the #Eagles and QB Jalen Hurts:
“The NFLPA is not aware of any NFL investigation into the medical care provided to Jalen Hurts. In fact, the league previously informed the union that it did not plan to review the care he received. Before conclusions are drawn about how this situation was handled, there must be a full investigation into what occurred. Determining the facts is essential to ensuring players receive the highest level of care and protection going forward.”
What the fuck...
A statement from the Pittsburgh Penguins
ALT Statement graphic that reads: The Pittsburgh Penguins team plane returned to the Salt Lake City International Airport today shortly after takeoff due to a medical episode involving forward Ben Kindel. Team physician, Dr. Dharmesh Vyas of UPMC, as well as the team’s medical staff were on board and immediately attended to Ben. An ambulance was waiting upon arrival, and he was taken to the University of Utah Hospital for further evaluation. Ben is conscious, alert and in stable condition. The health and safety of our players, as well as the privacy for their families, are our top priority. The team will provide further updates when appropriate.
How do we subsidize this cost? Arm, leg, or first born?
Xbox is reportedly planning for their next console to release in late 2028.
Microsoft is internally projecting that the console could cost consumers between $1,200 and $1,800, unless they decide to subsidize the cost.
(Source: fortune.com/2026/10/20/the-n…)
The NFL has concluded that the process surrounding Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts being cleared to play in Week 5 with a superficial blood clot “was handled appropriately,” a league source tells @TheAthletic nytimes.com/athletic/7708077…
After consulting with peers of the realm, King Harlaus has decided to confer the Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show to King Harlaus.
I only approve of this move if he can use force grip
Darth Vader will interview one NFL player participating in each Monday Night Football game on SportsCenter+
Starting on October 26.
(Source: espnpressroom.com/press-rele…)
Turns out the Rays vs Brewers World Series prediction wasn't a colossal jinx. I was merely three years early.
A delay of game with three timeouts to burn?
Fair catch interference afterward?
Can anyone finish a fucking game anymore?