Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza - Wise man

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined October 2013
For just a small moment I’m going to pretend I’m one of those people that believes everything they see on the internet and I’m going to enjoy myself.
REPORT: Tom Brady’s $20M Gulfstream G550 private jet has touched down in Ann Arbor, sources tell me. Brady is rumored to meet with Michigan President Domenico Grasso at 2PM to discuss potentially becoming the next men’s football head coach with Kyle Whittingham’s firing looming.
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𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦: Jamaal McKnight Jr., a four-star point guard recruit in the national 2027 class, tells @247Sports he has committed to #Utah. "From coaching staff and the school administration to the community, they made it felt safe and like home." 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 247sports.com/college/basket…
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I mean you all have the right to voice your opinion but when this petition lands on the desk of an ESPN exec he’s going to ball up that paper and throw it in the trash without even having the courtesy to say “Kobe!”
There is a petition with over 10,000 signatures to move the Holy War out of the 10:00 A.M. local slot. Not sure it’s possible to change at this point but it’s pretty clear what the people want.
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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They are still trying so desperately to make Utah the bad guy in this while the entire internet is just torching McAfee
Maybe Utah should for one second look inward and ask themselves why people don’t like them.
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Wait to go BYU. You blew our change to get the Macguffin. They ruin everything.
Does the Macguffin Madness continue this season?
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A nuclear bomb? The reactor at the U has a max of 100 kw which is about 10,000 times smaller than a typical nuclear reactor. It was a stupid joke by that student but acting like Utah fans are chomping at the bit to create another Chernobyl is a whole new level of stupidity
Let’s not act like the university of Utah would in no way try to assassinate and kill Pat Mcafee over his comments. Do Utah Ute fans forget a student tried to take out the entire state of Utah with a nuclear bomb over football once. It’s definitely a concern he should have about going to Salt Lake City
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Imagine not being on the side of the Wu Tang kids on this topic. Couldn’t be me.
Lmao is this really the video of University of Utah kids that triggered @PatMcAfeeShow?
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Son of a b****
It’s truly baffling how little you have to know about the landscape of college football to think using Dave Portnoy in this situation is a burn.
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Pat McAfee after a college kid calls him corny
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A BYU fan tried dunking on Utah by posting a video of Pat McAfee hating Utah and what came from it is a tidal wave of people dunking on McAfee instead. It has been an unbelievable past 48 hours to be a Utah fan.
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It’s truly baffling how little you have to know about the landscape of college football to think using Dave Portnoy in this situation is a burn.
Dave Portnoy 🤝 Pat McAfee Never going back to Utah
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I deleted a bunch of data from a test environment and then made a typo when searching for it in prod and there were no results making me think deleted it in prod. If you understand this, you understand the panic attack I almost had.
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Patrick, my man. You simply cannot be as eccentric as you are AND be this thinned skinned.
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New pic for the frame tv
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Utah A&M retweeted
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Seriously when was the last time the Holy War was a full on day game? 2003?
𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲‼️ * 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 10/31 * 🆚 BYU 🏟️ @Rice_Eccles 📅 SAT, NOV 7 ⏰ 10:00AM MT 📺 ABC or ESPN 📻 @ESPN700 #GoUtes | #RSNB | @doterra
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Here’s the thing about RES. Places like the swamp, for example, have a whole different level we can’t match but it makes sense because they have 40,000 more people. But for it’s size, RES punches way above it’s weight class.
TOUGH TO PLAY AT UTAH AT NIGHT
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Remember how everyone was clowning us when Whitt to Michigan was announced as if we made some program altering mistake?
If I have to listen to Kyle Whittingham tell me about Jason Beck's past success one more time I'm fully going to lose it man
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