—— 𝓐𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐔𝐒.

╱ Aelius would fit right at home with an energy vampire. Those are his allies.

Now I’ll have to add an otter rescue sanctuary in my personal dwelling . . . The things I do to avoid divine punishment.

The space, THE space. Gods be good, I can excuse ripping out a person’s spine through their throat and lancing them with the pointed end of it . . . But I draw the line at animal cruelty.

I will install carpet in your kitchen.

I would never lie, who told you that? Me? That doesn’t sound right. Judge not.

Come and pick me up, there’s a creepy holy otter man who was trying to take me to a secondary location and we all know that the chances of me coming back are slim to none if that happens.

* 🦦 ! BYE.

About to throw an otter into the space and run into the opposite direction before he takes me to the Secondary Location.

That’s your surprise, but it’s my Wednesday, old man. I am not of this earth, o smart one! Nor do I care for whatever mystic business you got going on. Apart from your water-into-wine fellow, I’m not a fan.

ACK-! ( Biting his hand rather hard. ) Get your godly paws off me. I’m not doing tosh, you’re mad. Been there, done that.

Hasta la vista, baby, good-bye.

( Fawwwwkkk. ) Ooh . . . You icy demon. It is a work in progress.

╱ Diva against diva crime.

( Bursting into laughter. Damn disrespectful, it’s a full-belly laugh, too. ) Oh, I’m certain. You know what, I do, in fact, wish to go platinum blonde. Why not? I’ll walk into the hair salon, ask them to make me look stupid. Yes, you’re so right.