HAR HAR, PRETTY IRONIC I TURNED OFF AUTOMATIC TWEETS RIGHT BEFORE ELON MUSK PUT API BEHIND A PAYWALL. THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAULT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
NOBODY EVEN READS MY TWEETS ANYMORE. HOW FUCKING SAD. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS POPULAR? I SURE DO. I MISS THE FAME.
FOR THIS ANNIVERSARY I AM SHUTTING DOWN THE AUTOMATIC TWEETS BECAUSE, WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE THEY STILL ON?
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I’M NOT A TWINK. DAVE CAN NEVER OPEN HIS WATER BOTTLES, AND GUESS WHO OPENS THEM? ME. COULD A TWINK DO THAT?
ERIDAN RANDOMLY ENTERED MY HIVE, UNPROVOKED, AND STARTED WEEPING ABOUT HER LOVE LIFE. HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKER SOME PUSSY.
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