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2/9/21

Joined February 2021
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HEY @thestridergrind DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TRAUMA.
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OK HE GOT LOCKED OUT I WIN. I WIN.
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Ugh
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HAR HAR, PRETTY IRONIC I TURNED OFF AUTOMATIC TWEETS RIGHT BEFORE ELON MUSK PUT API BEHIND A PAYWALL. THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAULT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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HEY I JUST REALIZED IT’S SHUTTING DOWN ON THE NINTH. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HAAAAA.
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NOBODY EVEN READS MY TWEETS ANYMORE. HOW FUCKING SAD. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS POPULAR? I SURE DO. I MISS THE FAME.
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*TAKES LONG, LONG DRAG OF MY CIGARETTE*. HAPPY TWO YEARS FUCKERS.
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FOR THIS ANNIVERSARY I AM SHUTTING DOWN THE AUTOMATIC TWEETS BECAUSE, WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE THEY STILL ON?
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WELL IT’S NOT THE NINTH YET BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. IT’S STILL FEBRUARY SO THATS ANNIVERSARY TO ME.
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I’M NOT A TWINK. DAVE CAN NEVER OPEN HIS WATER BOTTLES, AND GUESS WHO OPENS THEM? ME. COULD A TWINK DO THAT?
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EARTH C MORE LIKE EARTH PEE. FOLLOW FOR MORE FUNNY JOKES.
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ERIDAN RANDOMLY ENTERED MY HIVE, UNPROVOKED, AND STARTED WEEPING ABOUT HER LOVE LIFE. HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKER SOME PUSSY.
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I’M A BLIND MAN SEARCHING FOR COLOR IN A WORLD THAT’S SO LONG BEEN GREY.
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ROXY PLEASE STOP DIRECT MESSAGING ME LYRICS FROM VARIOUS MUSICALS. I SEE THEM, I DON’T WANT THEM.
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