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Dad. Celtics, Bruins, Red Sox, Atlanta Falcons fan. Occasional author.

Massachusetts, USA
Joined September 2016
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Not sure what wins “Giveaway of the Year” for college sports, but these two at least have to be invited to the Downtown Athletic Club when the winner is announced. #umass #BlueHens
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What would a true Brewers fan want if they could only have one: a forever ticket or a clinch can?
JUST IN: Miller Lite says it took beer that was on the line at 10:13 pm CT, when the Brewers won it all, and put it special "Clinch Cans." 4,400 cans will be available online starting 11/2.
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What a great story. I knew he’d bought the boat, but I thought it was after the parade. Phenomenal.
Jake Peavy was only allowed to bring 5 friends/family members on the 2013 Red Sox Championship parade, so he took matters into his own hands. He went out and bought a $75,000 duck boat the day before the parade and fit as many people as he could on to it. The boat now sits behind a whiffle ball field he built back home in Alabama.
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😂 First he hit the Dodgers with “they have Hall of Famers but we got gamers” and now he hits the “horse sh** Yankees” with “you’re all playing for yourselves.” 😂
Brewers manager Pat Murphy to Jake Bauers after the World Series: “You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves… just remember this is way we used to do it.”
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This is me getting ready to enjoy my wife’s meatloaf only to have her tell me after I’ve plated that she put “just a little bit of onion” in it.
All the celebratory champagne and beer had to be removed from the Brewers clubhouse after they blew their lead in the 12th inning
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Need the ball bowl.
Fuel up for Friday ☘️ Come hungry to the @celtics Home Opener and taste what’s new on the menu!
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Syracuse lax used the phrase until the student newspaper complained about it. UCLA football said ‘oh, Syracuse lax is out, well then we are ALL IN!’ Burn the f-ing boats!
“Burn the fucking boats. There is no way out. We can’t go that way. You got to go through those mother fuckers.” We got Bob Chesney’s pregame speech before beating Oregon and it didn’t disappoint
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Was ANY Red Sox injury “properly diagnosed” at any point this year?
Garrett Whitlock was pitching on a fractured right tibia that was not properly diagnosed until after the Red Sox were eliminated last week, per @gfstarr1. Whitlock is in a boot for 4-6 weeks, but surgery is not required and he’s on track to have a normal offseason and expects to be ready for spring training.
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Yup. All in.
Lemon Pepper Doritos are headed our way and this could be an AMAZING flavor! 🔥 Spotted at the NACS show and looks likely for a January release and I'll update as soon as they arrive in stores. Would you try them??
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Some dude in prison is about to get a cell mate… “Dude, what are you in for?” “Illegally distributing Russian plutonium.” “Umm, ok buddy. Seriously, what are you in for?”
🚨 Convicted felon from Hadley, MA pleads guilty to illegally importing plutonium from Russia and selling the radioactive material – as well as other, highly toxic and hazardous materials – to customers in the United States and abroad🚨 Defendant also admitted to unlawfully possessing ammunition and explosive materials as a convicted felon and possessing CSAM. READ MORE: justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/massa…
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He was thinking of high-stepping at the end but then he remembered he was a corgi.
Put the league on notice. Halftime MVP: BANANA 🐾
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‘Nonplussed’ means ‘disinterested’, not ‘stunned’.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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It’s the second-ever? So are they calling it “Rat-a-TWO-ee”?
People at the top of their field have assembled in Boston for a common goal: to trade tips on how to stay one step ahead of rats. Here's a look inside the second-ever National Urban Rat Summit. trib.al/s5dM7xB
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The O/U on how many fans would check their pulse while their team gets steamrolled by my @AtlantaFalcons has never been on any Vegas board because it’s such an improbability. This image should immediately be on a banner in the rafters of Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
This Packers fan is going through it 😭 (📺 Prime)
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But what if Immanuel Kant? -me as a patient
If James Caan so caan you -me as a therapist
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Tweet of the day.
the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts
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I’m assuming t-shirts emblazoned with that last line are being printed as we speak! 😂
#CBJ coach Rick Bowness is ready to get camp started. How about this back and forth?
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I feel like if AI was asked to come up with a hype video for a Kansas-Missouri football game, it would not have gone in this direction. Advantage: humans.
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3 quotes this week re: Clancy verdict: -“He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children” -“I want us to have the same passion for people who don’t look like Lindsay” (who kill their kids) -“Woah, I have to sit with that for just a second”
Gayle King upon finding out that the heroic holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial is a black man: “Woah. I have to sit with that for just a second.” Wow.
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It ain’t bragging if you can back it up- these are awesome.
Find a better third jersey... we'll wait. #GoCrimson x #OneCrimson
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