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Me: "Today's the day I'm changing and eating good. No more junk"
*Has Chinese for breakfast*
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I love listening to Steve Harvey in the morning. The man is wise Af. "You can't cry about having too much on your plate when the goal was to eat" damn
Tired of always talking about traveling abroad with nick but never doing it... so I JUST BOOKED US A TRIP to Paris!!!! 💅🏽
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The hype over Selena Gomez has to be a government conspiracy. Because I have not encountered a real life person who is a fan let alone has heard her music
Ayyy your girl got asked to teach Anatomy and Phys lecture for the nursing students this Fall. #blessed
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There's a Colombian lady at my job who has the same last name as me and she's so bad ass. We joke and call each other cousins. She was an Army Surgeon with rank and did amputations, bullet wounds, emergency surgeries while in the field 😱I love her. I wanna be her #badass
Ive never been able to pronounce "archives" or "eligible" correctly and somehow made it 24 years of my life without anyone noticing... until I got an adult job.
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Gorilla steals womans hat and wears it nitter.gq/JUSTAMAZlNG/status/102…
Not to discredit anyone cos I know shit ain't easy, but I was thinking about all the non-black or Latina women who have fucked up my hair growing up. how can you go to school and get a license and not fucking know how to just trim Ethnic hair. That's waaaack.
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Then I hit him with the “Yes Papi” and that lil colonizer loses his fucking minddddd nitter.gq/nocondomcaruci/status/…
Jokes aside, I'm complimented. Your swag doesn't have to fit in one box. At the end of the day, someone's still gonna hit it 😉
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I've heard our national anthem play so much 🇨🇴They play it at 6am and 6pm and also when Colombia was still in the World Cup. Summer jam 2018
I've been thinking a lot about the fact that when I was 5 or 6 my favorite toy was a little microscope that came with prepared slides. I just wanna thank my parents
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