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“ 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘱 , 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 . ”

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Joined December 2023
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𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 .
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( the little guy has the audacity to beam up at him . that hand nearly covers his whole shoulder . ) fuck yeah , man . call me if you ever need a real spotter at the gym .
( awkwardly patting fabi’s shoulder, feeling a little meek and embarrassed now that he’s back on solid ground. ) Fine. You win. You are strongest man in world.
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oh , relax ! i don’t need to look through your files . ( he will definitely be looking through its files . he’s always been too nosy for his own good . ) no touching my webs then , alright ? would hate seeing you get * stuck .
⠀ not worried about the pipe. [ he’s a little * too excited for vert. however, having been cooped up alone for too long has them agreeable. they point to a spot near the window. ] can sleep there. only one ( * ☝️ ) house rule: don’t go through my files. ⠀
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ain’t so bad , is it ? ( course it is . he should do torturing the poor guy . . . set down gingerly , worry and all . ) new experiences all around .
I not really used to being flung around like doll. ( trying not to squirm — he’s not usually a touchy guy. )
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( it’s a shocker it so easily agreed to that . but won’t look a gifted horse in the mouth ! head bobs before vert is even done speaking . ) i’ll make my own little nest . i’ll feel right at home , yeah ? pipes fixed during the morning , working all night .
⠀ sleeping over? few days? * here? [ shoots a glance over his apartment. it’s an utter dump. only one mattress and its flipped against the wall. hm. ] … sleep like a spider too? best spot’s looking like a cobweb up in the corner. ⠀
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who says i don’t ? ( his turn to suit up . mask and gloves dug out from his pockets , shoulders rolling in preparation for. ) i’m gonna be sleeping over for a few nights . i’ll stay out of your way .
⠀ that’s the point. not hard. not interesting. 𝘪 barely wanna do it. [ odd. then again, vert’s not exactly use to people offering help without him first begging. ] makes me think you’ve got angle. ⠀
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why not ? not hard . [ why is it so shocked ? his whole schtick is helping the people of his city — well , ;district , but that’s not the point . ) i played a gig there once . it was pretty fun . really crowded .
⠀ you 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to? [ voice pitches an octave. surely there’s more important things spider—man can be doing with his time. head tilts at the information, fingers moving to idly scratch the ducktail sticking out at its nape. hums. ] seem to know a lot about this stuff. ⠀
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( face breaks out into a toothy grin . a few squats , karol adjusted higher in his grasp . ) what ? don’t tell me you’re * scared .
( a yelp, genuinely a bit impressed that he managed it. ) Okay, okay, you prove point!
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can i help ? ( would be easy . no mere civilian can outrun a mutant . and vert is like a roach — never stays down — but it feels more mortal than it pretends . kneeling , finger points to a paper higher up . ) i know that place . people go into the bathrooms +
⠀ disappearances, home late from work, drinks out with ‘ the boys. ’ [ hunkers down to its knees, sifting through a few photographs stolen of his target. other pressing cases he could be working, but those don’t get rid of the angry red letters taped to his door. ] +
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+ to hook up . the dim lights and loud music means no one really goes interrupted . . . . there’s a motel right down the street from it .
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( bummer . he thought at least * vert would be more aware of the vigilante . seems not . careful steps follows , hunched over to scan the papers . ) ah . super common . weird little disappearances ? sometimes they go and cheat in stores .
⠀ don’t know how you operate. maybe. [ shrugs. carefully stepping around own clutter to settle back into his spot. ] right now? adultery. wife thinks husbands cheating. nothing fun, but she’s paying cash, so. ⠀
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you think spiderman would lie to you ? or even need a * first aid kit ? ( there ! out in the open now . he flashes a fanged grin and nudges vert back . ) what’re you working on ?
⠀ have— [ ack. stumbles slightly, didn’t even catch a glimpse. it’s ruined, isn’t it? ] … have a first aid kit. in case you’re lying. ⠀
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( expected ! pushes it out as quick as it came , closing the bathroom . ) yup ! never better . not even a scrape left behind .
⠀ [ appears behind him. didn’t trust the process. concerned. ] already healed? you sure? ⠀
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( best he can do is turn the water off right now . some webbing holds it all together — gonna have to do a supply run . ) shit ton of injuries — all healed now !
⠀ right. how’d that go? no injuries? [ pretending they didn’t hear that. trusting the process … *💧 ] ⠀
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nah ! been quiet ever since i fought a buddy of mine through downtown . ( these pipes . . . old . crusted . he pushes one into place and watches out crack . ) shit .
⠀ will do. [ won’t do. hunches back over its pile, scribbling on a sticky note another couple of names. ] is it very active tonight? ⠀
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— ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ɴᴏ ᴇᴠɪʟ retweeted
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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( papers ? dark lenses help filter his eyesight to focus : names , numbers , and address ? hm . . . ) yeah . should have told me sooner . ( the crawling continues , gloves slipping off and dropping to the floor along the way . ) wash your shit ! mold all over . . .
⠀ [ works perfectly with vertigo’s paperwork spread across the floor in barely organized heaps. spiral tilts up where its knelt, watches him enter true to his name : like a bug. huh. ] welcome. you know where the bathroom is. ⠀
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aye aye , captain . 🫡 ( really doesn’t fake long . fully suited underneath hoodie and jeans , crawling in from * above instead of below . )
⠀ i kicked it out. ( … ) had an episode. don’t question it, just get in here. ⠀
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you — why is your window kicked out ? 🤨 are you in trouble ?
⠀ not in need of saving! ☝️ window’s been kicked out for a week now, so you don’t need to worry about that. ⠀
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so ‘broke and in need of saving’ , got it . i’ll swing over soon . leave the window open . ( it would be a delight . )
⠀ health already on the decline. have more pressing concerns to blow money on. fate of the universe at stake. [ joy. they probably needed the company. ] ⠀
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— ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ɴᴏ ᴇᴠɪʟ retweeted
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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