25+ years an artist/designer, 13 years an Unpaid Carer, 1 well-earned year off. Black Country Born & Bred (so sue me). Animals welcome, people tolerated.
Near Walsall, West Midlands
Joined October 2009
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Some highlights from The Cat Show Live 2025, Birmingham NEC (including which ones I stroked!) 🧵
Breed Showcase: Persian (stroked) - look at that face!
Video: Exotic Breed kitten.
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The FC has clearly been bathing in that cheap perfume of hers again.
I’ve suggested she invest in something a little more sophisticated.
Eau de Roast Chicken, perhaps.
At least then I’d have a reason to follow her around.
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Friends! Baby Dog is feeling a bit fed up because of having to wear his Bodysuit. As usual, he seeks me out for comfort, so I’m letting him use me as a pillow - it’s the least I can do ❤️
By the way, Mum and I have prepared a special Blog with Advice and Fun for Halloween. We’ll be publishing the link this morning so do look out for it 🎃
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Acrobatic Goldfinch admiring my fairy lights! 😁
Taken yesterday from my bathroom window. 😀🐦
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I’m feeling sad!
Little Boo is showing no signs of putting her back foot down and I thought it would have healed by now.
The only positive news is that badgers and even foxes can cope and thrive in the wild with three functioning limbs.
Im just thankful she has an easy food source here 🙏🦡🐾🐾❤️
If any of you lovely people would like to support Mr Lumpy & Friends and our causes….. purchases and donations help in the online shop 🐾🐾🦡🦊❤️
mrlumpyandfriends.com/donate
Www.mrlumpyandfriends.shop/s… 🙏
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Today here in Aldridge I litterpicked a main road through an area with lakes and woods. This load of silver paper from what looked like a box of doner kebabs. Loads in the water as well. A right mess
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Some gentlemen wear a tie. Others sport a magnificent moustache.
I, however, have opted for a full set of luxury, extra-long, precision-engineered whiskers
Handsome? Naturally
Humble? Not particularly
And yes, they do detect the opening of a treato packet from three rooms away
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The music for the Pearl and Dean cinema adverts is called Asteroid. It was written in 1968 by Pete Moore.
I now want a choc ice and a bag of Revels...
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Found a couple of adverts on a 1992 VHS tape for some sweet treats I don't remember at all, but look fantastic: Jacob's Pims and Ferrero Fresco Mint.
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Edinburgh Zoo welcomes three capybara pups amid family drama
i.stv.tv/4zWtkf4
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Excuse me! It’s Cleo here. You haven’t forgotten about me, have you? 🤎 #WhiskersWednesday
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⚠️ DANGER AHEAD ⚠️
Yesterday at Hare Leap, a hare decided it was too risky to try and pass a fearsome looking Tiny 🦌💪
#roe #deer #roedeer #RoeDeerDiary #trailcameras #hare #brownhare #wildmammals #Naturewatch #deerwatch
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✨️🪄🐾❄️🧙♀️ getting in the spirit of things
#Halloween2026 #kratu
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The cemetery foxes are thriving ever since the human intruders left. I so love to see them running wild and free. Mum Spring and dad Bertie are playing with their youngsters to their hearts' delight! 🦊🔥🧡 PS: Sorry I did not post much over the last few weeks, I was really ill and out of action.
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Friends! It’s all going on for us at the moment! Baby Dog had a little benign cyst on his back, which he has managed to scratch off! He needs to wear his body suit for a few days whilst it heals. He took this is his usual ‘calm’ way and decided the answer to feeling better was a game of Hide & Seek with Ron.
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This made us happy. Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
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A big surprise to end the day - a GOLDEN HARE!!! It's been about 2.5 months since our last sighting, so between the excitement and the wind it was nigh on impossible to hold steady 😅
