Pontist & pluviophile - aka from Oregon. Aries AF. ♈️ Believer✝️. DOGS are the best PEOPLE.❤️🐾🐶
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Two things can be and most often are true at once. I think that’s one of the biggest lessons in this life: and it is counterintuitive to what the world/media/society wants us to believe.
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Sherry: I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine!
Niles to Frasier: I guess we're in the placebo group.
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Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
Sufferin’ Succotash!
Today, @USAttyPirro announced that Strand Book Store, Inc. has agreed to pay $1,482,560 because the New York City bookstore violated the False Claims Act by improperly applying for and receiving a second draw loan under the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) for which it was not eligible. Strand was ineligible because Senator Ron Wyden’s wife was the owner.
justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/stran…
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Today, @USAttyPirro announced that Strand Book Store, Inc. has agreed to pay $1,482,560 because the New York City bookstore violated the False Claims Act by improperly applying for and receiving a second draw loan under the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) for which it was not eligible. Strand was ineligible because Senator Ron Wyden’s wife was the owner.
justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/stran…
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Contrary to popular belief on this god forsaken app, it is possible for a woman to consent to an encounter with two partners but to withhold consent when a new group of men enter the room or when 57 more are invited in a group chat. That feels pretty obvious unless you believe women are freely conquerable once they breach your standards of modesty.
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Contrary to popular belief on this god forsaken app, it is possible for a woman to consent to an encounter with two partners but to withhold consent when a new group of men enter the room or when 57 more are invited in a group chat. That feels pretty obvious unless you believe women are freely conquerable once they breach your standards of modesty.
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Our culture is so pornsick that we actually have to explain to otherwise thinking people why referring to a human being as “free pussy” (like she’s an appetizer to pass around during happy hour) is dehumanizing and degrading.
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The @Mariners just announced "Jimothy Night," happening at T-Mobile Park next Weds (8/5)
Fans who buy through the team's ticket special link will get a Mariners x Jimothy t-shirt. The first 20,000 fans will also score an exclusive Jimothy Rookie Card, with several being chase cards (1 of 1 gold, 1 of 100 silver, 1 of 500 shiny blue, 1 of 2,000 numbered)
Farmers Insurance is sponsoring the themed evening.
Last Friday, some Mariners players wore custom Jimothy t-shirts during batting practice ahead of their game against the Rangers. The team told @FOS that the source of the shirts was Julio Rodriguez, who passed them out in the clubhouse.
