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omnipresent
Joined February 2025
Even pennywise don tire for Nigeria😭😭
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me and my roommate don dey soak garri since morning, I say make I go behind e back go find better food chop. As I reach restaurant I jam am for there dey tear chicken #RunFromOreAgbako
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Hmmm… what are your thoughts on this? πŸ‘€
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genre: omo ope music
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Nigeria Happened To One Of Abuja’s Best Auto Mechanics, Known For Fixing Luxury Cars And Working On Nollywood Movie Productions. After a One-Way-Riding Motorcyclist Hit Him, He Was Rushed To The Hospital, But Doctors Were On Strike. Days Later, He Underwent Surgery Without An MRI Scan Because The Hospital Had No Working MRI Machine. Nigeria Failed Him When He Needed The System Most.πŸ’”
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And when the opportunity comes, make sure it meets you prepared
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I had a job interview. On my way to the company, this woman wanted to fight me for the keke. I treated her with respect and let her in. I got to the venue and she wasn’t the CEO. 😭
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neuroplasticity explained in 1 minute:
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gm.
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Jesus Christ who did this??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Make I rush go baff I no fit dirty de edit World champion video
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Why's their relationship and business so public mehn
"Do you think if my family were to pick for me, it is you they would pick?" β€” Moment Peller and Jarvis got into a heated argument over Jarvis' younger sister starting to stream.
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β€œwhy do you want to vote for tinubu?” β€œbola ahmed tinubu is ahmed, my name is ahmed too” NUKE THIS WHOLE COUNTRY,OMFGG😭😭😭
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My own mother is literally warped into deep religious psychosis.. its so sad. Like what do you mean your fraud village preacher has been crashing at your house for weeks?? You go to work and he is seated on your couch all day watching youtube AI slop and getting fed.
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For 1,500 years people tried to turn cheap metal into gold. Isaac Newton wrote over a million words on it. A startup in San Francisco says it just did it. But gold isn’t even the point.
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Lmaooo, abeg abeg shift go one side
some babes are sooo fucking annoying bro😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Na Python bite wey de give Raphinha sleepless nights this egbon do with tight jeans?? πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Zen universe is one of the ug artists whose experimental sounds makes sense on first listen, most others would have to grow on you
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we want to #confirmthemoney
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Korty: So, this is your first time driving the car? Asake: Yes! Ọlọ́run mi Γ² ti drive αΊΉ rΓ­ Korty: When did you buy it? Asake: Like a month ago. Korty: How many cars do you have? Asake: Right now? In Lagos, I have five. Korty: You don’t even live in Lagos! Asake: β€œMr Money Now!” πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Na once water comot for my eyes! 😭πŸ₯ΆπŸ’Έ
For a lot of reasons, I have to be stinking rich. That ASAKE video with Kotty just dey mad me πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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