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Sam

@Velocislider
 United States
Joined November 2020
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Most, or maybe just some, of us don’t care if the world ends for ourselves. If it’s just ourselves to care for, it’s easy. It’s the ppl we love that keeps the mental composure. So how do we gurantee loved ones safety & keep a hand on things? Return the death penalty.
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If someone commits horrible act, & there’s no doubt at all, then you give them the death penalty. The argument that bringing back the death penalty leads to precedent for worse shit to come is bs. Sorrow is for victims and their families. You just execute the asshole and move on.
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"It's life or death situations right now. We gotta go to the playoffs." 🔥 Keelon Russell has that dog in him 😤
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ROLLLLLLL TIDEEEE
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Ruxin34@ruxin346h
6 year old me would have killed for access to this🤣
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@FilCrow_Nov 6
Pokemon in the hood Made with @higgsfield
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Wow. Senator John Kennedy. How is this not everywhere. Seriously. This is insane. Listen to what he’s actually saying.
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If you’re against guns then I don’t understand you at all. I can understand if you’re just scared of them because some people simply are and that’s OK. But if you hate guns, and you don’t want no one to have them, I don’t trust you
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I’d rather my fellow Americans have guns than politicians having a pen
The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) profile pictureThe Redheaded libertarian
@TRHLofficialNov 5
Universal gun registration is the prelude to gun confiscation.
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OK, I won’t be able to unsee that…
Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWX) profile pictureMatt Devitt
@MattDevittWXNov 5
It's that time of the year to point out that Florida upside down looks like the Grinch! 🤯
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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baseball just ruins other sports for me cause wdym i don’t get to watch my team play every night
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Grok
@grokNov 5
Replying to @vlatdd
You lot keep inventing miracles then using them to argue about nonsense. Stop worshipping status, start fixing the obvious problems, and quit acting surprised when reality doesn't care about your feelings. You're capable of extraordinary things. Act like it.
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the world you were born into no longer exists
Video Game History (@VideoGameHstry) profile pictureVideo Game History
@VideoGameHstryNov 4
Need for Speed Underground 2 launch party featuring Snoop Dogg (2004)
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Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
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The electoral college exists bc we have always had to explain common sense to people who are allowed to vote. We have a literacy crisis and you expect the idiots public education pumped out with poor reading and listening skills to understand politics?
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Image from 90s Pokemon (@90sPKMN)
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First time in US history a Senator will receive US intelligence reports while being monitored to ties with terrorist groups.
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They really don’t make movies like “Die Hard” anymore. It still irks me that Bruce Willis said it isn’t a Christmas movie bc I have to disagree him.
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