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Spoon is the name, utensils is the game/AX Veteran /Pfp from @DecidedlyNotKat /https://nitter.gq/t.co/7pv5Jak9Uq Streaming!: https://nitter.gq/t.co/k6BnQ2ntUP

idk i hid the body right there
Joined June 2017
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About 99.9% of the things you do are not you, it's in essence all automatic. Breathe, eat, walk, talk. Even driving or playing an instrument can be chalked to muscle memory You don't existโ€“ for the most part But you can close your eyes and realize that you are And THAT is you.
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Turning point USA more like Bullet points USA
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Y'know what? I fucking love this stupid banana out of spite. Every time I see a dip shit complain about it. I just think "good job banana, you made someone without actual problems out themselves again!"
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Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.
This is a delicate moment. Itโ€™s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Letโ€™s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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200 billion years of living life and making new friends and memories is worth it i am tired of the whole "immortality is a curse" bullshit
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Holy shit this fucker deleted the terrorists twitter account, which had evidence via thousands of tweets supporting Israel, Judaism and figures like himself and is now spreading the false idea suggesting that he did this attack in the name of Islam What a horrible piece of shit.
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Worldโ€™s richest man: Japan will disappear with such a low birthrate. This is a true tragedy. Japan: Weโ€™re thinking of a solution where we make working people slightly less miserable. Worldโ€™s richest man: Fuck you
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American car manufacturer backs far right German political party? Where have I seen this one before...
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Charging Luigi with terrorism is part of a broader plan to infiltrate in circles where people expressed no sympathy for the CEO. Just like that woman getting arrested in Florida for telling Blue Cross they're next after she had her claim denied. They want to ban anti-corporate organizing under the guise of 'terroristic threats'. They're pulling out all the stops to get you to shut up and accept your corporate overlords and never question gangster capitalists profiting off of your misery and death.
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why did he depict himself as a trad wife
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Man who sells cars that explode desperate to eliminate consumer protection bureau
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The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is one of our most efficient agencies. Costs less than $1B a year & has fought to return over $20B directly to Americans. But I guess it makes sense that a billionaire wants to eliminate one of the agencies that fights for working people.
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I get why u guys hate ifunny, but can we just agree we did the watermark better
how did Pete Davidson pull all these women
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This tweet contains a hidden Stake ad, promoting gambling is against Xโ€™s Terms of Service. Also, that is not a fire hydrant. business.x.com/en/help/ads-poโ€ฆ
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Hate the mfers in the comments, he's clearly talking bout ending aging
Conquering death would be humanityโ€™s greatest achievement.
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the seattle polycule will determine your fate
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*touches her bush stubble* "promise you'll stop for me..."
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John Oliver hate is so forced lol
I hate John Oliver
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Non-binary and bisexual call me everything everywhere all at once
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