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14. Needing recovery time after socialising: You want to go out again tomorrow? We went out yesterday. Yesterday needs to settle first. I need to lie down. I need to be alone. I need to return to my natural habitat. I need to exist without anybody asking me questions. Please don’t interpret my recovery period as me not loving you. I had a great time. My brain just needs to clock out. Back-to-back plans for a whole week sound like a punishment, not fun.

9. Sunglasses blindness: I am genuinely jealous of people who can casually wear sunglasses and navigate the world like normal human beings. Because the moment I put sunglasses on, my brain goes: “Something is wrong.” Everything feels different. My vision feels blocked. My face feels covered. I suddenly don’t trust my ability to walk, and I want to take them off immediately. Yes, sunglasses look cute. Yes, I want the aesthetic. No, apparently I cannot have both the aesthetic and basic spatial confidence.

8. Being extremely self-aware and still not doing the thing: This one is particularly insulting. I know exactly what I’m doing wrong. I know it’s bad to procrastinate. I know what I’m avoiding. I know what would make things easier. I know the consequences. I can literally analyze my own behavior in real time. And then… I still don’t do the thing. The self-awareness is there. However, the execution is currently unavailable.