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>Be German senior software engineer in 2026 >Wake up in 36°C apartment >No AC because bad for climate and electricity costs 35 to 40 cents per kWh >Decide to drive to work >Fuel above €2 per liter for months >Take train instead >Train late >Long-distance train punctuality at 58.7% >Finally arrive at your €60k job >Germany's tax wedge for average single worker is 49.3% >Second highest in OECD >Coffee machine chatter about social contributions heading toward 44.5% by 2028 >Someone says at least pension will be there >Everyone laughs >Check crypto >It's down >Government still removes one-year tax exemption on crypto >DAC8 helpfully reports it to the Finanzamt >Buy coke zero >ALARM, sugar tax pending! Ze Little treat waz detected! >Try paying €10,001 in cash >Illegal from 2027 >Non-EU bank account illegal from 2027 >Digital euro and Digital ID coming soon >Open news >Fertility down to 1.32 >One quarter of Germany will be at least 67 by 2035 >Don't worry, the remaining wagies will cover everything >Migration policy counts arrivals before tax contributions >BKA says non-German suspects are majority of violent crime suspects >Policy debate immediately becomes impossible >Take train home >Delayed again >Read businesses spend €64 billion per year on federal bureaucracy >Government deficit hits €71.3 billion in six months >Europe's economic engine >mfw