Crime novelist, criminal/constitutional lawyer. I write novels & eat tacos. Once got punched by a monkey

Utah, USA
Joined July 2011
My new buddy Jonesy ❤️
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Well…no technology’s perfect. Except toasters: they just do what they do
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When a terrifying new killer targets Detective Lazarus Holloway’s inner circle, he ventures into the darkest corners of the city to unmask the murderer―and the one who’s really pulling the strings. Bestselling author @VictorMethos's THE BONE STALKER is out now!
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I think Popeye’s is about to get a surprise on their roof
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Required viewing on Friday the 13th
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They executed him on his knees in the street. I cannot believe what is happening to my country. I say this not as a Democrat, or a Republican, but as an American. They are boiling us like frogs, trying to acclimate us to the destruction of our nation.
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Remember nothing from high school but I still remember every fatality in Mortal Kombat
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Am I the only one who ALWAYS picks up any coins on the street because they’re scared the money gods will be insulted if I don’t and punish me?
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Found this little guy in the garage this morning. He didn’t make it, but hopefully he enjoyed his time here
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My gear when I write outside. No meal I’ve ever had beats that first Twinkie bite. Probably takes years off my life but who wants to live forever?
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New book out today
🤖 Made with AI
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Read the next high-stakes case for Detective Lazarus Holloway and Piper Danes, where a kidnapping at a Vegas chapel unveils a sinister plot that hits close to home. Bestselling author @VictorMethos's THE NIGHT COLLECTOR is out now!
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Been listening to Motley Crue since the 80s and they still sound incredible. What a band
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Advertisers don’t get when their ad interrupts my YouTube video I come to hate their product
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You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. Fall in love with some activity and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about and it doesn't matter. - R. Feynman
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Victor Methos retweeted
For 99 percent of the tenure of humans on earth, nobody could read or write. The great invention had not yet been made. Except for firsthand experience, almost everything we knew was passed on by word of mouth. As in the children's game "Telephone," over tens and hundreds of generations, information would slowly be distorted and lost. Books changed all that. Books, purchasable at low cost, permit us to interrogate the past with high accuracy; to tap the wisdom of our species; to understand the point of view of others, and not just those in power; to contemplate—with the best teachers —the insights, painfully extracted from Nature, of the greatest minds that ever were, drawn from the entire planet and from all of our history. They allow people long dead to talk inside our heads. Books can accompany us everywhere. Books are patient where we are slow to understand, allow us to go over the hard parts as many times as we wish, and are never critical of our lapses. Books are key to understanding the world and participating in a democratic society. - Carl Sagan
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