Only 3rd in the league.
Summer recruitment awful.
Manager who won’t change from 1 up top.
Going nowhere with Artell at the helm!
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Technically not a mascot but too good not to post.
Blyth Spartans vs Beverley Town
31/10/26
Summer recruitment was a shambles. A manager who won’t change from 1 up front.
A team sleep walking into relegation. P is for Pathetic, not promotion 👍🏻
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أول مباراة بعد كاس العالم
شكرا ليونيل يا اعظم لاعب في تاريخ كرة القدم والمجرّة ، هي أشياء لاتُطلب أبدا💙💙💙
Done absolutely more than enough to win the game today. Dominated and missed some absolute sitters.
No need to be worried. We’ve not been outplayed or out worked. These things happen.
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Easiest win you will maybe ever see, new town top for littlen, top 3.
Following town is ace.
Saturdays don’t get much better 👍🏻
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Literally some of the best news we could hope for.
Stays the two extra years? Amazing.
Sell him for 7 figures? Amazing.
What a great piece of business 👌🏻
✍️ Géza Dávid Turi has signed a new two-year contract with the Mariners!
The midfielder is now committed to the Club until summer 2028, with an option to extend for a further year.
🔗 gtfc.co.uk/geza-david-turi-s…
#GTFC
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Exactly why we watch football goals like that.
Crowd shouting from 35 yards to shoot, twats it top corner.
Perfect
GEZA DAVID TURI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! 🚀
⌚ 41' | 🐟 2-0 ⛽ | #GTFC
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Exactly why we watch football
Southampton’s LB Welington just scored THIS.
That is absolutely RIDICULOUS… nitter.gq/LANDON1427009/status/2…
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So month one at Step 2:
👥 1,404 average attendance
📈 +47.5% vs last season’s average
🍺 5,722 draught pints
🍔 ~480 burgers/hot dogs
🎫 £21,374 advance tickets
🏟 ~£72,000 on-day revenue
🛍 Club shop +394% YoY
💰 £104,321
Plenty wrong.
Loads to improve.
But a ridiculous amount learned.
I’ll keep sharing the numbers because I think non-league football would benefit from clubs being much more open about what actually works commercially.
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