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Watching town is my least favourite part of the day

Grimsby, England
Joined May 2012
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Only 3rd in the league. Summer recruitment awful. Manager who won’t change from 1 up top. Going nowhere with Artell at the helm!
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Nothing annoys me more than when players do this man
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Technically not a mascot but too good not to post. Blyth Spartans vs Beverley Town 31/10/26
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Summer recruitment was a shambles. A manager who won’t change from 1 up front. A team sleep walking into relegation. P is for Pathetic, not promotion 👍🏻
JOSH ANDREEEEEEWWWWSSSSS!!! ⌚ 79' | 🐟 4-2 ⛪ | #GTFC
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Chance after chance, gotta make it count town.
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Got so much respect for the United match going fans backing their managers til the absolute end. Exactly how football should be
Carrick waves goodbye to the Stretford End and players are booed as they should be. Shite
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أول مباراة بعد كاس العالم شكرا ليونيل يا اعظم لاعب في تاريخ كرة القدم والمجرّة ، هي أشياء لاتُطلب أبدا💙💙💙
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Done absolutely more than enough to win the game today. Dominated and missed some absolute sitters. No need to be worried. We’ve not been outplayed or out worked. These things happen.
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Easiest win you will maybe ever see, new town top for littlen, top 3. Following town is ace. Saturdays don’t get much better 👍🏻
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Who's cutting onions! 🥹🇮🇪 #GTFC
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Literally some of the best news we could hope for. Stays the two extra years? Amazing. Sell him for 7 figures? Amazing. What a great piece of business 👌🏻
✍️ Géza Dávid Turi has signed a new two-year contract with the Mariners! The midfielder is now committed to the Club until summer 2028, with an option to extend for a further year. 🔗 gtfc.co.uk/geza-david-turi-s… #GTFC
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Exactly why we watch football goals like that. Crowd shouting from 35 yards to shoot, twats it top corner. Perfect
GEZA DAVID TURI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! 🚀 ⌚ 41' | 🐟 2-0 ⛽ | #GTFC
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who needs woke pass pass pass when you can kick it long to cook and green
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Exactly why we watch football
Southampton’s LB Welington just scored THIS. That is absolutely RIDICULOUS… nitter.gq/LANDON1427009/status/2…
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Absolutely the least we deserved from that. Another good point away from home 👍🏻
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So month one at Step 2: 👥 1,404 average attendance 📈 +47.5% vs last season’s average 🍺 5,722 draught pints 🍔 ~480 burgers/hot dogs 🎫 £21,374 advance tickets 🏟 ~£72,000 on-day revenue 🛍 Club shop +394% YoY 💰 £104,321 Plenty wrong. Loads to improve. But a ridiculous amount learned. I’ll keep sharing the numbers because I think non-league football would benefit from clubs being much more open about what actually works commercially. Follow me for more: @HarryHugoGoat
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