Everything, and I mean everything, is a joke

Joined August 2021
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thick androgynous women who know how to use their words
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👟 Repost to Win 👟 It’s Fan Appreciation Night, so we’re giving away two pairs of Air Griffey Max 1 shoes signed by The Kid himself! All you need to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win. #TridentsUp
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Narrator: He is, in fact, the face of Israel.
You knowingly caused harm to our State in this disgraceful display - and not for the first time. You have undone tremendous, professional, and successful efforts made by so many people - from IDF soldiers to Foreign Ministry staff and many others. No, you are not the face of Israel.
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THE DAWGS ARE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
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THE DAWGS ARE GOING TO THE COLLEGE CUP
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⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾ We’re giving away a signed Josh Naylor baseball and all you need to do is hit that repost button to enter.
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These Dawgs are ELITE
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VA retweeted
To celebrate Cal Raleigh’s birthday, we have a @Topps rookie card to give away! Repost and reply for a chance to win.
Happy 29th birthday to Cal Raleigh! 🥳 Relive some of the monumental home runs from his historic 2025 season 🔱
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It may be Ken Griffey Jr.'s birthday, but we have a gift for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win this awesome @Topps card numbered 33 of 50!
We'll always remember him as "The Kid." Happy 56th birthday to Hall of Famer Ken Griffey Jr. 🎉
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POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck
Erika Kirk has taken the stage.
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Forget everything you thought you knew about the criminal justice system…great, you’re now qualified to run the FBI.
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Replying to @EvanAKilgore
you're actually fatigued from being perpetually online consuming curated rage bait narrative streams.
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Israel having nukes is a much bigger problem than Iran having nukes
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Antonio Brown is gone.
Julio Jones is gone. Calvin Johnson is gone.
Andre Johnson is gone.
Larry Fitzgerald is gone.
Steve Smith Sr. is gone.
Reggie Wayne is gone.
Anquan Boldin is gone. AJ Green is gone. Julian Edelman is gone.
Dez Bryant is gone.
Brandon Marshall is gone.
Wes Welker is gone. Jordy Nelson is gone. Doug Baldwin is gone.
Demaryius Thomas is gone.
 Many people‘s childhoods are officially over.
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White lives Matter is Klan speech.
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Baby with a pistol in the waistband of its diaper patrolling the hamas hq
There are no civilians in Gaza. Hamas has drafted everyone, down to the newest babies, into the war effort, and they rejoice when the children they shove into the line of fire die because it's their most powerful weapon against those they hate more than life and blood.
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We are deeply saddened by the passing of Supersonics legend Donald "Slick" Watts. Thank you for years of love & passion you've provided our city & communities. Forever a legend 💚💛
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dork ass lil nigga
“I’m on yo bumper” goes so fucking hard
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You guys don’t uh…you don’t think Sean Baker is obsessed with sex workers because he killed one do you?
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“Bring me a blue Gatorade please?”
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