does as she pleases • just somebody's deadbeat daughter

Parc Sans Sushi
Joined January 2022
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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cait 🦨 retweeted
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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cait 🦨 retweeted
It’s wild to me how many women are on this app today saying with their full chest that they don’t believe they should ever have to think about or consider other people outside their husband and kids
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Something super funny is telling tall people that they know what the top of my head looks like and I don’t
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Most justified divorce I’ve seen in a while
This has got to be rage bait but on the off chance it’s not, I think we can all see why she divorced him 👀 TL/DR: I have a comfortable income and earn more than my ex but my stepdaughter has a good salary - can I go after her income?
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Pumpkin Phish Food /:
Your porn name is your first Halloween costume and your favorite ice cream flavor
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Not beating the weird bitch allegations
People with kids have a hard time being friends with the childless because, for the most part, childless adults are just children, themselves. The childless think that not wanting to leave your three year old behind for the weekend makes you a “weird bitch.” Parents realize this makes you a normal parent.
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cait 🦨 retweeted
I love coming home from my 9-5 hr job to watch my 3 hour daily hr violations podcast.
H3 Podcast #302 - August 31st, 2026: The show comes to a halt because someone needed to urgently tell Tamara something. Ethan Klein looks aggitated/nervous and started questioning why people wanted to talk to her. Very strange behavior.
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cait 🦨 retweeted
Today October 27th marks the great city of Philadelphia’s 344th birthday, founded by William Penn on this day in 1682 Happy Birthday, Philly. Thanks for letting me be here to witness and capture a tiny little part of your story You could live anywhere but you live in Philadelphia, the best city in the world🔔🫶💕
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Girl what are you talking about
It's cool that purple and orange have become the canonical Halloween colors like red and green are for Christmas. Halloween did not have canonical colors when I was a kid.
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This is actually tangentially why I would take my husband’s last name like PLEASE help me disassociate from that family as much as I can I’m keeping it if we divorce
no way did i just read that keeping your father’s last name is less patriarchal than taking your husband’s last name. babe that’s the same patriarchy
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I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
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Me last night: Gonna take a break from the h3 scandal and the internet for a bit. Me at 4am:
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i like when she tells people to kill themselves on twitter
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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My childhood was filled with attending my parents’ social events and hanging out with the other kids there and then falling asleep on some random couch or chair. We are losing recipes.
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The majority of the bullying I got in middle/high school came from gay men so
Reminder that gay men are still men and will still be disgustingly misogynistic and gross about women's bodies
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Trisha Paytas is a modern days Simpsons with how she predicts the future accurately
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people say this without realizing they are saying their own children don't matter until they breed farm animal mindset. telling other people they don't matter because of their family status and then thinking they aren't displaying narcissism and antisocial behavior
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Milestones/accomplishments I believe are just as deserving of praise as marriage/kids: -getting an advanced degree -getting a new job or promotion -career change -moving to a new city -buying a car -finishing a creative project -taking yourself on an international trip
how the milestones get framed: the girlfriend, the engagement, the wedding, the house, the kids. Each one gets celebrated like a promotion. Meanwhile, someone who spent those same years building a career, healing, or figuring out who they are gets asked, ‘So, anyone special?’
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cait 🦨 retweeted
everyday people log on this website to let everyone know that they are bad friends and generally miserable people. not me tho, I’ll be picking my friends up from the airport, letting them crash on my couch, and going to their birthday trips bc my life is filled with love and joy
Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate
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