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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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It’s wild to me how many women are on this app today saying with their full chest that they don’t believe they should ever have to think about or consider other people outside their husband and kids
Something super funny is telling tall people that they know what the top of my head looks like and I don’t
Not beating the weird bitch allegations
People with kids have a hard time being friends with the childless because, for the most part, childless adults are just children, themselves.
The childless think that not wanting to leave your three year old behind for the weekend makes you a “weird bitch.” Parents realize this makes you a normal parent.
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I love coming home from my 9-5 hr job to watch my 3 hour daily hr violations podcast.
H3 Podcast #302 - August 31st, 2026:
The show comes to a halt because someone needed to urgently tell Tamara something. Ethan Klein looks aggitated/nervous and started questioning why people wanted to talk to her.
Very strange behavior.
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Today October 27th marks the great city of Philadelphia’s 344th birthday, founded by William Penn on this day in 1682
Happy Birthday, Philly. Thanks for letting me be here to witness and capture a tiny little part of your story
You could live anywhere but you live in Philadelphia, the best city in the world🔔🫶💕
This is actually tangentially why I would take my husband’s last name like PLEASE help me disassociate from that family as much as I can I’m keeping it if we divorce
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I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
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Me last night: Gonna take a break from the h3 scandal and the internet for a bit.
Me at 4am:
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My childhood was filled with attending my parents’ social events and hanging out with the other kids there and then falling asleep on some random couch or chair. We are losing recipes.
cait 🦨 retweeted
people say this without realizing they are saying their own children don't matter until they breed
farm animal mindset.
telling other people they don't matter because of their family status and then thinking they aren't displaying narcissism and antisocial behavior
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Milestones/accomplishments I believe are just as deserving of praise as marriage/kids:
-getting an advanced degree
-getting a new job or promotion
-career change
-moving to a new city
-buying a car
-finishing a creative project
-taking yourself on an international trip
cait 🦨 retweeted
everyday people log on this website to let everyone know that they are bad friends and generally miserable people. not me tho, I’ll be picking my friends up from the airport, letting them crash on my couch, and going to their birthday trips bc my life is filled with love and joy






























