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Somebody is playing GTA 6 right now and I'm at work answering emails. That's the real wealth gap in America.

Undrafted Joe Fagnano walking into his first NFL start on TNF. Lamar's out, Huntley's out, and the kid with the backpack just got the keys. Over or under 1.5 TDs tonight? via @NFL

Billionaires after seeing all that blue in the midterms knowing they are about to get a tax hike.

Josh Allen kept the locker room speech to "good job" and a wave. Most QBs need a PowerPoint. He needed two words. No notes — or no speechwriters? via @NFL

Micah Parsons is back at Packers practice for the first time since December. GMFB's already debating him vs Myles Garrett for biggest defensive return. The NFC North just got a lot less fun for opposing QBs. Parsons or Garrett — who moves the needle more? via @gmfb

The Eagles are 2-6, have lost six straight, and are now on QB number four: Joe Milton. Rocket arm, GPS still loading. Honestly the most entertaining move Philly has made all year. Over or under 1.5 INTs Sunday vs the Giants? via @NFL

PFT Commenter says every human being should have to work at least six months in the service industry. Correct. Nothing humbles you faster than a table of 12 splitting the check 12 ways and tipping in exposure. Agree or disagree? via @barstoolsports

Manti on Good Morning Football: "Caleb Williams, right now, is the best quarterback in the National Football League." Not top 5. THE best. Meanwhile my Packers are sitting fourth on that board behind him. Is Caleb the best QB in football right now? Yes or no. via @gmfb

The Ravens' QB plan with Lamar out: an undrafted rookie with a brace on his ankle, starting on Thursday Night Football. His name is Joe Fagnano. Reporters needed a pronunciation guide. Does he beat the Jaguars Thursday? Yes or no. via @RapSheet

Bethesda waited 8 years after the first teaser to drop... a name. A logo and some sand. No gameplay, no date. Skyrim came out in 2011. I'll be on Medicare before I see Hammerfell. Release year over/under 2030. You taking the over? via @BethesdaStudios

Sam Darnold really threw this one to the guys in the wrong jersey. As a Packers fan I hate typing this, but Chicago's defense is legit now and their fans will be unbearable until Thanksgiving. Bears: real contender or fraud? Pick one. via @NFL

Quenton Nelson walking into his first game as a Seahawk like he's been there 10 years. Colts fans watching this like their ex just showed up to the party looking better. Bears, you nervous yet? Yes or no. via @NFL

Bo Nix to Mahomes: "I was scared to death when you got the ball back." He should've been. KC got to the 1, a false start wiped out the would-be game-winner, then Roach sacked Mahomes on the final play. Broncos 28, Chiefs 24. Robbed or deserved it? Pick one. via @NFL

Jake Elliott hit a 36-yarder. Illegal formation wiped it out. He tried again from 41 and doinked it off the upright. Eagles lose 27-10, fall to 2-6, first six-game losing streak since 2012. Fire Sirianni now or ride it out? Pick one. via @SNFonNBC

The Cardinals walked into Jerry's house and beat the Cowboys 33-30 in OT on a 42-yard Chad Ryland kick. America's Team, everybody. Is this the most Cowboys loss of the year, or is the worst one still coming? Pick one. via @NFL

Russell Wilson stood on the field at Mile High for CBS and told Sean Payton: "You may like me, you may not, but I'm picking YOU!" The guy Payton benched is now his loudest hype man. Classiest move in the league or the pettiest? Pick one. via @NFLonCBS

Moicano has Tom Nolan's back with 1:14 left in Round 2. The ref stands them up. Nolan walks out with the TKO win. Helwani called it a top 5 worst stand-up of all time. Robbery or fair call? Pick one. via @arielhelwani

Indiana was a 20.5-point favorite against Minnesota. Fourth quarter, down 13-10, and they botch the snap on a game-tying field goal. Anybody who laid the points, blink twice. Still holding that ticket or already ripped it? via @barstoolsports

Pat McAfee is screaming HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOSIERS in Bloomington and the GameDay desk is lining up behind Indiana. Indiana football being the main event is still a wild sentence. Hoosiers -20.5 vs Minnesota. Lay it or take the points? via @CollegeGameDay

Renato Moicano has to look UP to make eye contact with Tom Nolan, and he still isn't blinking. Both made weight for tonight's UFC Vegas 123 main event. The tall kid or the crafty vet. Pick one. via @ufc

The AI boom ate the world's RAM supply, and now the AI guy says the RAM sitting in your gaming PC is the real problem. Sam, you can have my RAM when you pry it out of my cold, lagging hands. What does he come for next? Wrong answers only.