The boring kind of lawyer. Small-time public servant. Double Tailgate State grad. West Virginia nationalist. Aspiring Episcopal Ayatollah.

United States
Joined August 2022
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BBC editor trying so hard to avoid American English that they hypercorrected into a novel spelling
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In the future, age gap relationships will be capital crimes. Couples must all have the same birthday. When Bob Miller discovers he was really born at 11:59pm, not 12:01am, making his happy marriage invalid and his life forfeit, he goes to war. “Midnight Groomer,” new from A24.
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Libertarians on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, getting in a shootout with the police" and then get in a shootout with the police
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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> Canadian posts illiterate take about American politics > Gets rightfully demolished > Turns off comments The circle of life.
Democrats did nothing for gay marriage. It was achieved entirely thanks to individuals pursuing equal protection plans through the federal courts
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I will kneecap the next person who says a pepperoni roll is a sandwich.
The signature sandwich of each state
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A hateful man stormed into a Jewish wedding in Liverpool and began hurling antisemitic insults at the guests, terrifying people at the gathering His lawyer, in defending him, said a mitigating factor was that his client is Irish and has suffered discrimination What in the world is this line of reasoning? thejc.com/news/uk/man-storme…
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Number of right-wing dictatorships overthrown by "useless" voting in the last 10 months: 2 Number of right-wing regimes overthrown by communist revolution in the last 10 years: 0
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I condemn the American-backed 1975 coup in Australia.
I'm American and I don't approve this 👇
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The more I read this list the more insane it gets. Now the US did the October Revolution in Russia???
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Remember when the Hatch Act still existed and putting naked partisan attacks on an official government account would've been a scandal?
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Leftist spoiler campaigns are funded by foreigners and the right wing?
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I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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Guys, we have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
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I have a whole tirade about how much I hate trunk-or-treats. It is a sterile, artificial mockery of what trick-or-treating is meant to be. It's meant to cohere the community - all the neighborhood kids (and sometimes their parents) out together on a neighborhood street lined 1/?
i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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with welcoming porch lights to visit the same neighbors, year after year, in a neighborhood bonding ritual. The costumes, the fun faux-spooky aesthetic of the decorated houses at night, are passed down and bond the generations - those who once knocked now hand out candy. 2/?
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Going to a random parking lot at 3pm on a day that isn't even Halloween to get candy from a parking spot sponsored by a bank is a low-rent theme park version of the real thing, and we're robbing kids of the authentic experience in the name of convenience. /end.
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Replying to @Viscountpost
I keep figuring that China and Russia's pearl factories must be running extra shifts generating enough for them all to clutch.
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Find a partner who loves you as much as the British love being poor
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Not to meta on the meta, but these folks are once again mistaking the 70k lifted truck set for the heartland working class. I live in Charleston, WV - there isn't a Cheesecake factory for 100 miles. It's an inner-ring suburb thing.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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