@VitoComedy

Writer. Comedian. https://xitter.cf/t.co/HjwjHUqLG5. Half of @TheBPITU. Check out my comic book at https://xitter.cf/t.co/tUejqdrLga.

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This year's Secret Lair Countdown Kit is a big tribute to the Marvel universe, but not every card is a winner. Me, @billythefridge and @Boogie2988 breakdown the best and worst cards of the Marvel Secret Lair Countdown. Watch Now: youtube.com/live/EVQWijk-JFg
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Video Game History
@VideoGameHstry18h
What video game trilogy is this?
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Imagine if this game had an optional quest where a character accepted Jesus as their personal lord and savior, and every other character praised them for it. Do you understand why many gamers would avoid a game with such content? Even knowing it's optional?
Renfail
@RenfailSoLOct 26
Taash and ALL of her dialogue (beyond the recruitment quest) is optional as well. Which you knew because you played the game, right? RIGHT!? Not a single part of her trans storyline shows up in the recruitment quest; that's all optional if you CHOOSE to take her as a companion and pursue her favor and OPTIONAL storylines. Zero pronouns. Zero "bharv". Zero lecturing. Zero ANYTHING unless you CHOOSE to have her as a main companion. Freaking LARPers and tourists, claiming they've played @bioware games when it's clear they've NEVER logged a single hour in any of them.
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Peter Plant
@69beartownboy21h
Hi my wonderful twitter/X family it’s time to say goodbye. I want to thank you all for your interactions and support over time .Im ok I hope life is kind to you all god bless.
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Crazy that there was a time that you could just have your buddy sing "ding a ling ching ching" and use it as background music for a Chinese restaurant in a kid's cartoon
RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNow17h
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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hasanabi
@hasanthehun15h
hey ted you seen this ?
Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 22
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.cf/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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sitting here in 2026 knowing a PS6, Switch 3, or Xbox Two will ever do anything this cool with their industrial design
Jeff’s Retro Gaming@RetroJeff83Oct 27
If I owned one of these I wouldn't even play games on it. I'd just do this all day...
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Someone I know bought a mouse from TEMU only to receive a 3d printed scroll wheel and a note with the seller begging not them not to refund their order or they'll commit suicide Yknow, I think I've seen it all
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The DON
@DonDrawsStuff18h
The soul of a long dead warrior king, awakens on a new world millions of years later. Fueled by cosmic energies in a new body, he struggles to accept his new destiny, trying not to destroy everything to avenge a past no one remembers. ZLUNAR. 48 pages of story & art. 2027.
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Talon Gates reprint is maybe the first one I'm excited about
《青黒家の食卓》管理人、オリバ
@DimirUB23h
【MTG x STAR TREK・宇宙暦カード】 《マダラの鉤爪門/Talon Gates of Madara》 ーー WeeklyMTGより
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Joel Are Magic
@joelaremagic20h
Full video breakdown on the main channel. Are you set for Marvel Super Heroes Cards before we open the DARKHOLD?
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piercheney@LVpoliticOct 27
The grift is complete. 1. Follow the coach and the director around, yell at them, run on the field every time your kid gets subbed. 2. Get cops called on you for acting unruly. 3. Make up fake story. 4. Profit $40,000.
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Blind Mike
@BlindMike_22h
Ron Bennington attempts to get Opie, Anthony & Jim Norton back together, while undergoing chemo
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Jason Rink
@JasonRink22h
Did private equity ruin Jersey Mikes? Two giant veggie subs $45.36 Avocado is $4.10 per sub What are we doing here? 🤯
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As a guy building a dedicated Faerie deck, this sort of thing is infuriating
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Yay memes
Zurgo's Academy
@hollowmandrake23h
#MTGxStarTrek Scene Box
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Speaking My Mind
@Speak_my_mindOct 27
Replying to @CollinRugg
The parents were jerks, it had nothing to do with the child.
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If you actually believed cops were called on a black child for being too good at soccer, you are living in one hell of a fantasy world
Collin Rugg
@CollinRuggOct 27
Ms. Rachel blasts a children's soccer league for "racism" after a child's parents claim the cops were called on him for being "too good" at soccer. The man who called the police is black. He called the police because the boy's parents were being disruptive. Is there a single hoax she won't believe?
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I give up
End Wokeness
@EndWokenessOct 27
This is who just shot 11 people at the A&M University's homecoming on Saturday in Tallahassee Anthony Rivers is only 15 years old Lock away his parents
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Jackie Martling@JackieMartling23h
unique Holiday gift, personalized videos! yours forever! * doctor: "You've got cancer & Alzheimer's." old guy: "Th-thank God I-I haven't got cancer." * "How many calories in sperm?" "If you're swallowing that much nobody'll care if you're a little chubby." cameo.com/jackiemartling

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