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$81B in NVIDIA shares dumped because of a divorce?
Jensen Huang married Lori in 1985, founded NVIDIA in 1993
at an estimated $162.2B net worth, half would be $81.1B
california's 50/50 rule applies to community property, not automatically his entire fortune
founding NVIDIA after the wedding doesn't rule out a prenup covering future assets either
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang sends letter to employees after being targeted by female Chinese spy:
"I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did."
"I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence."
vlad retweeted
i called Puffpaw's chart honeypot vibes
now i'm arguing it shouldn't automatically resolve NO 😭
ppl point to only 0.02% being traded and claim the team is behind all the buys
looks sus. i've said that myself
but the rule says:
“The token must be actively, publicly transferable and tradable to be considered a launch.”
as far as i can see, it meets that
“and the chart must look organic” wasn't in there
funny part is whoever pumped it to $0.4068 looks like they thought they'd hit $400M FDV and instantly dumped
but it only was $396M lol
imo this market juts cant resolve as NO
i called Puffpaw's chart honeypot vibes
now i'm arguing it shouldn't automatically resolve NO 😭
ppl point to only 0.02% being traded and claim the team is behind all the buys
looks sus. i've said that myself
but the rule says:
“The token must be actively, publicly transferable and tradable to be considered a launch.”
as far as i can see, it meets that
“and the chart must look organic” wasn't in there
funny part is whoever pumped it to $0.4068 looks like they thought they'd hit $400M FDV and instantly dumped
but it only was $396M lol
imo this market juts cant resolve as NO
vlad retweeted
the crime continues
just look at this chart, honeypot vibes 😭😭😭
$280M FDV with just $68K in liquidity
looks like they're aiming for $400M
and those wallets could walk away with $130K+ in Polymarket profits
ALT puffpaw
hey @SECGov, highly recommend checking this out
I found 1,285 low-history wallets holding Puffpaw shares on Polymarket:
> 1,259 have ONLY Puffpaw in their trading history
> another 26 have five or fewer markets, including Puffpaw
investors say Puffpaw has been ignoring them and their leads for months ahead of the anticipated TGE
if the team is disregarding legal contracts (SAFT / TW), that won't go well for them, no matter the jurisdiction
vlad retweeted
Project that has been built for years is trying to cash out Polymarket traders
My mate Vlad exported the Puffpaw FDV market data:
1,285 wallets with zero trading history are holding up to ~$210 upside in YES shares across different FDV thresholds
Project raised $6M from angel investors and now has been ignoring them for several months
No CEX listings and $50k locked in DEX liquidity
Over the last 24 hours token doubled in price and is now trading at ~$300M mcap with a genuine honeypot price chart
At the same time there's plenty of well-known Polymarket traders holding NO shares
Among them are Car, NikPoly, NeverYES, etc.
Total potential crime is valued at under $70,000
I know you will never make big money from selling vapes but is it really worthy?
hey @SECGov, highly recommend checking this out
I found 1,285 low-history wallets holding Puffpaw shares on Polymarket:
> 1,259 have ONLY Puffpaw in their trading history
> another 26 have five or fewer markets, including Puffpaw
investors say Puffpaw has been ignoring them and their leads for months ahead of the anticipated TGE
if the team is disregarding legal contracts (SAFT / TW), that won't go well for them, no matter the jurisdiction
the crime continues
just look at this chart, honeypot vibes 😭😭😭
$280M FDV with just $68K in liquidity
looks like they're aiming for $400M
and those wallets could walk away with $130K+ in Polymarket profits
ALT puffpaw
hey @SECGov, highly recommend checking this out
I found 1,285 low-history wallets holding Puffpaw shares on Polymarket:
> 1,259 have ONLY Puffpaw in their trading history
> another 26 have five or fewer markets, including Puffpaw
investors say Puffpaw has been ignoring them and their leads for months ahead of the anticipated TGE
if the team is disregarding legal contracts (SAFT / TW), that won't go well for them, no matter the jurisdiction
hey @SECGov, highly recommend checking this out
I found 1,285 low-history wallets holding Puffpaw shares on Polymarket:
> 1,259 have ONLY Puffpaw in their trading history
> another 26 have five or fewer markets, including Puffpaw
investors say Puffpaw has been ignoring them and their leads for months ahead of the anticipated TGE
if the team is disregarding legal contracts (SAFT / TW), that won't go well for them, no matter the jurisdiction
vlad retweeted
wait whaaaat
1,285 wallets holding Puffpaw shares on polymarket, and most of them have almost no trading history
poly.market/Puffpaw-FDV
1,259 wallets have only traded Puffpaw
that’s a pretty unusual pattern
something doesn't add up here
hey @SECGov, highly recommend checking this out
I found 1,285 low-history wallets holding Puffpaw shares on Polymarket:
> 1,259 have ONLY Puffpaw in their trading history
> another 26 have five or fewer markets, including Puffpaw
investors say Puffpaw has been ignoring them and their leads for months ahead of the anticipated TGE
if the team is disregarding legal contracts (SAFT / TW), that won't go well for them, no matter the jurisdiction
dropped a file with all the flagged wallets in the TG
cant drop it here
t.me/prediction_arc/248
the CZ vs Elon Musk beef continues 😭
two of the richest guys are trolling each other
that's why i love this platform
oct 28, CZ: "do NOT click links in emails. do NOT download attachments"
2 days later, binance gets hacked for $6B+
elon replies to that exact post with 🔥😂
then drops a 😬 under "SBF: FTX has enough to cover all client holdings"
CZ: "bad time to troll. please stop"
and reminds him binance put $500M into his twitter takeover
those SPCX shares are now worth $1B+
elon trolls the guy who funded his twitter
the guy covers the hack with elon's stock
best business relationship in crypto 💀
you could've made +80% if u heard @rasmr_eth
a few days ago on his TG he said he shorted hyperliquid:native
it dumped to $77, -8% from that post
if you shorted with 10x on hyperliquid that's 80% profit
plus S3 points
vlad retweeted
one of the biggest mistakes people make when trying to grow on CT is commenting on 50 posts and tweeting 20 times a day
you might grow your follower count but deep down no one gives a shit about what you say
the more you post, the less weight your words carry
10k followers who trust and respect you are worth infinitely more than 40k braindead followers
respect your followers' timeline and be impactful
this polymarket wallet might belong to @CumberlandSays
DRW's crypto desk, one of the biggest OTC market makers in the game
i found on-chain connections between them, and the behavior looks very sus
for a month it ran ~15K tiny BTC Up/Down trades and stayed roughly breakeven
then it suddenly switched to the midterms with focus on republicans
$8.9M deposited
$8M pulled back out today
democrats swept both chambers, and the wallet lost $328K in one day
ALT polymarket
someone placed about 300 positions across all US political markets
$300K into midterm markets since oct 29
from oct 1 to nov 2 he made about 15K small Bitcoin Up/Down markets, roughly breakeven
then the switch: about $250K is on the republican side, and only about $40K is on democrats
this isn't buying every market to hedge
looks like a bot owner who pointed the same automated trading at the election once it became the biggest event on polymarket
ALT Senate Election Results
someone placed about 300 positions across all US political markets
$300K into midterm markets since oct 29
from oct 1 to nov 2 he made about 15K small Bitcoin Up/Down markets, roughly breakeven
then the switch: about $250K is on the republican side, and only about $40K is on democrats
this isn't buying every market to hedge
looks like a bot owner who pointed the same automated trading at the election once it became the biggest event on polymarket
ALT Senate Election Results
if you were in the $1WIN sale, it's now officially trading on jupiter
it already hit ~$90M market cap, around 3x the sale
now cooling at ~$62, still ~2x
trade here: jup.ag/tokens/FjPKUGnF5zBpdE…
still bullish on this one
the cap is low for a project like this
this guy bet $129.7K to win ~$130
and lost $83K instead
here's the breakdown 👇
series is 1-1 (potn9ki vs HellNight-)
game 3, HellNight- pushing high ground
the referee stops the game
some data feeds mark HellNight- as the winner and the price jumps to 99c
47 seconds later zvon3 buys 129,800 HellNight- shares at 99.9c
17:05: price crashing to ~17–21c
17:07: EPC disqualifies HellNight- for suspected "prohibited software"
17:12: he market-sells everything at 36.9c
-$83K on one match
all-time PnL went from ~+$1K to ~-$82K
the strategy:
~60,700 trades across ~1,800 markets since april
98.6% of his money went in at 99.9c
each win pays ~0.1%, so a $77K win paid him $78
1,795 winning markets made +$54.6K
2 blowups cost -$136K
and the market now trades ~50/50
if he'd held, he'd get $64.9K,
$18.5K more than he sold for 💀
