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cursed by sentience, or so I'm made to believe. Tweets are written under the assumption that nobody's gonna read them

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2016
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I am a compilation of all the love I have received from everyone in my life. I am the sum of all of the homies' greatest forms of kindness.
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I, too, am team Ngquza. Team Duzu can suck it
Thank you Ngquza team.
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Phase?
it always warms my heart that every single boy, in every generation, has a spiderman phase
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BLADE's Guardian Angel retweeted
Junior at work but back home you’re expected to lead a household. No thanks.
As a man, being 25+ and childless is so embarrassing ngl.
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BLADE's Guardian Angel retweeted
Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gayton McKenzie and I am the incompetent Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture in the South African Government as well as President of a right-wing party called the Patriotic Alliance.
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I started doing it even when I didn't know, then when pointed at. Ngithi "eh, ngiy'khohliwe"
me in primary school when i raised my hand to answer the question and teacher said "put your hand down, i know you know the answer, let others try"
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In laymans terms, Titanium implants are strong and the body accepts them, but they’re way too stiff because the metal takes almost all the pressure, the real bone next to it gets lazy and starts to weaken over time (like a muscle that doesn’t get used). This was the issue with earlier titanium implants and joint replacements the new implant though are made from a special zinc alloy shaped like a lightweight, sponge-like lattice it is flexible and almost like real bone, so it shares the load properly and doesn’t cause that weakening problem Whats REALLY fucking cool is that its also designed to dissolve over time So its a temporary implant, and as it dissolves, it releases minerals and ions that actually promote your new, healthy bone in its place When the job is done, the implant is mostly gone and your own bone has taken over and is the proper strength -medical engineering is a marvel
today while talkin to my friend (who’s a doctor) I learned something really crazy That the titanium implants don't just sit in bone they actually bone grows into them the oxide layer on titanium surface is chemically close enough to biological tissue that cells can't find the boundary so they erase it osseointegration isn't the implant holding on it's biology deciding the metal belongs there the skeleton adopts the foreign object as its own Cyborg vibes
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They're also trans and fat, as you can see. Please put them down before you turn into a thique hijabi they/them. PROTECT YOURSELF BLACK MAN!! 💪🏿💪🏿
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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I'm men
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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🚨 BREAKING: La Masia becomes the first academy in football history to have two Kopa winners and two ballon D’or winners at the same time. They have done it TWICE.
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They gonna keep Lamine in this category for as long as possible, he'll make it look prestigiouswhen he starts winning the big boy prizes
child labour fc strikes again
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NO ME LO PUEDO CREER. LO HA HECHO x10
Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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BLADE's Guardian Angel retweeted
Le boug est tellement aigri 🤣🤣🤣 #BallonDor
La tronche de Mbappé quand Harry Kane ou Yamal vont gagner le BO faut pas que le cameraman se loupe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I'm telling you guys, the best distributor known to man is this guy.
So I tweeted about Zion Suzuki being one of the best ball distributing goalkeepers I have ever seen and some casuals were mentioning some random Itumeleng Khune name, They said that it's the bare minimum from Itumeleng Khune so I had to look for his highlight, and genuinely WTF did I just watch?? 🤯🤯😳
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firstly whys a zionist israeli in our club. secondly our midfield is stacked enough we dont need this rando. and most importantly FREE PALESTINE.
🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Orian Goren COULD be included in Barça’s squad for El Clásico. [@scapde_45] #fcblive
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To be fair AKA raps about it
The cheese boy vs kasi dude wars always kill me! Lol! Someone said AKA & Anatii made “DSTV Getting switched off raps”.
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I'm impressed. I felt like I had an aneurysm, my brain heard something like the write word, but it felt wrong to say reading the sentence and understanding the meaning of the words innit
AKA wants perform Composure in front of cassper nyovest , this what used to motivate him to make better music not this scotts Maphuma creche music "bhe bhe bhe..." . 😭😭
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I fear he feels he's disappointed the fans, and will not be free enough to move like this.
Need him to drop the sweet golden retriever gimmick asap and rattle them on Sunday
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I love the sound of her voice bro. Always so close to breaking. And her writing fire. Half the time I'd say she raps
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Assault and Battery
Half of all "ick" stories are like "yeah he was arrested for domestic violence while on our date" and the other half are like "he only had AAA batteries in his house no AA"
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BLADE's Guardian Angel retweeted
Mgilane for Halloween ❤️
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