𝐕𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑.

what exactly are you planning to do down there?

you took so long to get home, kitten. and I just got so horny thinking about you.

guard dog duties always activated whenever I'm with @VolatileViper.

such a shame his kitten isn't here because now he's having to rub one out by himself, maybe he'll get out the fleshlight.

I think you used your powers against me, and it worked way too well I think I deserve a kiss for getting up too

how dare you use your powers of seduction ( read as being the cutest creature alive ) against me...

fuck. that's it, you've convinced me. getting up right this second.

someone give me a valid reason to get up.

That's something he might want to get checked out. Doesn't sound like normal behavior. Don't mind him grinning.

Yes, you. You and that stupidly cute face of yours.

My cats are... exceptions. I'm not sure what they are.

he's thinking about smacking a pretty thing across the face, forcing his fingers down their throat til they gag, watching the webs of spit when he pulls his fingers out then pushing them right back in barely letting them catch their breath.

𝙄'𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮, 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚. —𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃—

he swears he's not part cat, but the evidence is damning.