Sadly we had to say goodbye to Ms. Beasley today. She was the best little nap buddy you could want. We’ll miss you Beasley.
I don’t wear headphones in public to listen to music. The headphones are not even on.
I wear headphones in public so that most of the public doesn’t try to talk to me.
Dear @FBI and @DHSgov
As a Caucasian male just like @RepCawthorn or his alias @CawthornforNC , how many times am I allowed to try to smuggle a loaded 9mm onto a plane without either of you doing a damned thing?
I can only imagine the @Microsoft meeting with @MojangStatus ,
"How can we inconvenience your customers as much as possible?"
"I know, let's force them to migrate their accounts against their will and make the migration process a complete disaster."
"Perfect! Meeting adjourned."
I'm not saying @PFTompkins is Cool Blue, but have you ever seen them together in the same room at the same time?
So mobile ordering at Fast Food Blvd? Awesome.... if you’re not a knuckle dragging Karen. Lunch and a very dumb show!😂😂😂 – at Orlando, FL
4th day in a row of me having to tell my business clients that my “business class” @comcast connection is down yet AGAIN! WTF @comcastbusiness !!!??? – at Florida, USA
Von retweeted
The #FBI and @ATFHQ are offering up to $75,000 for information leading to the location, arrest, and conviction of the individual(s) responsible for placing suspected pipe bombs in Washington, D.C., on January 6. Submit tips at fbi.gov/USCapitol. ow.ly/8fEe30rtAyW












