If they can get Scarface they can get Fuckface. #LockHimUp
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I remember the Treasure House when it was black and white. Captain Kangaroo
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Wishing Chicago a very happy hangover!
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Donald Trump does not deserve the benefit of the doubt and this isn't a fucking joke. His statement is both a threat and a promise. The corporate media needs to start acting accordingly.
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When the going got tough, Mr Tough Guy went golfing.
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It’s all fun and games until the spray paint is washed off and the Adderall fades
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Wouldn’t it be great if the Old Gray Lady was a respectable newspaper and not a sweaty news whore?
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BrokenPromisedLand🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear @nytimes, Good morning. How are you? I’m just wondering why in today’s paper there’s no mention of Mike Pence, Donald Trump’s former veep (as you know), saying he won’t endorse Trump. Not on the front page. Not inside. Seems kinda big. Are you okay? Sincerely, Concerned
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BrokenPromisedLand🇺🇸 retweeted
An ill-intentioned elderly man with a poor memory
Trump: Now, If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country.
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BrokenPromisedLand🇺🇸 retweeted
He won't be able to choose his jello by November.
Trump: Joe Biden won against Barack Obama
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