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🎶 VP Beet on da sky blue too🎶

@VpBeet

I write parodies, foster kittens. and care about democracy. Join the #rootsistance! Migrating to da sky blue place. Same handle.

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Any other veggies finding their way to the place where the skies are blue? Check out the #rootsistance starter pack and let me know if you would like to be added. #Rootsistance #GardenParty #Saladarity
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As Elmo has accomplished his goal of turning Twitter into a right wing propaganda machine, I am joining the place where the sky is blue 🦋. I'm VPbeet there too of course! Check the "sky follower bridge" Chrome extension to make the move easier.
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang15 Nov 2024
"Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period
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French Fuse@FrenchFuse4 Nov 2024
Every time Eminem speaks, I feel like he's rapping 😄
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derek guy
@dieworkwear4 Nov 2024
It's November 5th, 2024. Thousands of men look at their shoe closet, realizing they threw out their dress sneakers bc of my tweets. They only have uncomfortable dress shoes and decide not to walk to the polls. Kamala Harris wins. We now have communism.
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A meeting of the Founding Fathers...
Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky (@ZenOfDesign) profile pictureDamion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky@ZenOfDesign29 Oct 2024
“And every four years, we will have suburban housewives in Pennsylvania choose a new president.” “Just Pennsylvania, sir?” “And Wisconsin and Michigan. And maybe Arizona, as a treat.” “No one else can vote, sir?” “They can vote but it won’t matter.”
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Which means he only needs to find 1,111,780 votes.
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) profile pictureKyle Griffin
@kylegriffin118 Oct 2024
More than 1,100,000 Georgians have already voted — in less than four days of early voting.
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The Dangerous Ones
@DangerousOnesHQ15 Oct 2024
We’ll miss you buddy 😂
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🎶They're eating hot dogs Whoa whoa whoa whoa They're eating the fats Chow chow chow chow They'll live with regrets I'm sure you'll outlive them🎶
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Six years ago today I joined forces with Turnip to encourage folks to vote blue. While Turnip has moved on, the #rootsistance continues!
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Be sure to give your social media manager a bonus this quarter!
Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) profile pictureJared Moskowitz
@JaredEMoskowitz19 Sep 2024
This Mark Robinson story has everything: Black Nazis, Transgender Porn, Nude Africa, Peeping
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When I "refresh" my feed, would it be reasonable for me to expect to see posts that are less than 20 hours old? Elon has done such a wonderful job with this platform.
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Pam Keith, Esq.@PamKeithFL25 Aug 2024
“We didn’t kill a woman’s right to choose, we sent it to the states,” is the 2024 version of “The Civil War wasn’t about slavery, it was about states’ rights!”
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John F Kennedy JR
@johnfkjuniorq24 Aug 2024
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Republicans complain about her lack of media interviews? Problem solved!
Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) profile pictureArlen Parsa@arlenparsa23 Aug 2024
The Harris campaign should pursue nontraditional interviews: Put Kamala on the Food Network (she’s a huge cooking enthusiast and foodie) Put former football coach Tim Walz on ESPN Meet people where they’re at
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Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen2 Aug 2024
This entire video is incredible. "Thanks for bringing us home."
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Dr Paul Dorfman
@dorfman_p19 Jul 2024
On Trump. "This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore. A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong. And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want." - Hannah Arendt
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Joe Favalaro@JoeFavalaro21 Jul 2024
Gotta say, as a Canadian, watching this season of America has been absolutely riveting. Kudos to the writers.
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