Classical Liberal calling balls and strikes. I find humor in everything. Recreational pilot.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined September 2012
Early voting in Franklin was rocking. Got my vote in for @TomTiffanyWI, @BryanSteil et al.
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I think I'm going to go vote at lunch time then completely forget about the election until next Wednesday.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
I'm just going to say it: I don't give a flying fuck if you're entertained by this World Series or not. So far it's been very entertaining for Brewers fans, and that's the only thing that matters to me. Die mad about it.
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Me blocking angry Dodgers and Cubs fans, and chronically-losing gamblers with stupid takes about cHeAtInG:
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Wife: You’ve had 8 long islands are you sure you are ready for sex? Me:
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They just didn't think it possible.
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Its amazing how many times pro sports franchises say things like "trust the plan" but never come through. Meanwhile, the Brewers clearly have had a long term plan and its just scary good.
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Being down 2-0 feels like being down 10-0 against this Brewers pitching staff…
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I'm damn happy for Woodruff. He's given years to this franchise.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
I rarely watch baseball once the Yankees are out. But the Brewers, man...
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10 runs without a single homerun just isn't how baseball is played anymore. Metrics are getting thrown for a loop.
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To be fair, at some point they're just playing the law of averages. But the Brewers are just too consistently good.
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yOu NeEd To HiT hOmErUnS tO sCoRe In ThE pOsTsEaSoN #winourway
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Haha Smoltz butthurt by an accurate challenge that leads a strikeout.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
If you are a bar -- hotel, dive, high class, any kind of bar -- and a group of people from Milwaukee roll in 30 minutes before closing and you like money, you chug a Red Bull and stay open as late as you physically can because they will make it worth your while financially.
Some Brewers employees just landed in Tampa and hit the hotel bar just for them to tell us they close in 30 minutes. Challenge accepted.
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Everyone involved in this entire pointless back and forth would serve their brands well by not posting any further.
lol… You got me! I had sex 17 years ago 😂 😂 😂 It was pretty good, too. Interesting, though, that you’re sharing an article by a well-known liberal gossip columnist who wrote blatant falsehoods about me. While you bros were digging into my 17-year-old sex life, I was having wonderful, lengthy convos with Tom Tiffany, David Varnam and Eric Toney in Oconomowoc. We are not the same.
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Just gotta say that the vast majority of Rays fans I've come across in my feed are pretty cool.
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Lmao last batter gets infinity swings for balls because can't end a game on a swinging strike. These people can't believe this.
I don’t care if you think Yandy Diaz went or not, James Hoye should not be ending this baseball game with a check-swing judgement call. The next challenge system will be here before you know it.
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We're kind of used to the dog fights here...its a great brand of baseball but damn, its stressful when you really just want the ring for your hometown.
The Brewers and the World are acting like they are going to cake walk to a World Series Ring. Tampa lost that game.. Handed Milwaukee 3rd, 4th, and 5th chances… But it ain’t gonna just fall in their lap. It’s gonna be a fucking DOG FIGHT.
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M-Dub 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 retweeted
Hey @NFL, @WNBA & @NBA This is how you honor the Freedom that allows you to make millions playing the sport you love. Well done @Brewers
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