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A writer, talker, hypnotist collector. I dig rinse cycling and short walks on slow treadmills. I once had an awkward moment, can't wait for it to end.

Joined March 2009
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Come visit, Booth A4 in the Varsity Gym, where the cool kids hang out. I'll have all the books and all the neighborliness you can stand. Marquette High, 9 to 4 pm, mention "The Day Avery Rose Lost Her Nose" and get a free compliment.
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You think maybe Wilson Contreras could maybe just calm down a little bit. I mean, what the ...
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Dan O’Neill competes in first marathon. nitter.gq/MarchUnofficial/status…
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Books and I will be at CPOP - Weidman Rd., across from Queeny Park - noon to 3:30 pm Sunday. Be joined by hair styling virtuoso Trisha O'Neill, proprietor of the popular Maplewood style emporium "Blend" and mother extraordinaire. Special guest will be THE Avery Rose.
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Make the right call, order a signed copy at danoneill.net
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Topping the charts.
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Who knew that David Salomon has been leading a double life as Auston Matthews.
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Never met a book that makes me feel the way this does - it's alright!" Get Ready and order a signed copy for the kid in your life at danoneill.net.
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Officials have called off the search for the runaway monkeys in St. Louis. Explaining the decision, a spokesperson pointed out there is no longer any reason to be concerned about the renegade primates, saying "They're too busy singing to put anybody down."
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According to reports, the St. Louis Animal Care and Control department has called off the search for the runaway monkeys. The monkeys were last seen in the area jumping on a bed, but the ACC has confirmed there are now no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
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