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Artist/time waster

Joined August 2009
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🚨NEW: Speaker Mike Johnson and House Republicans have released the proposed Trump Tax Cuts, which include a tax increase on single parents, taxing college scholarships for students, and raising taxes for homeowners. RETWEET to let the American people know what they voted for!
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He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.
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Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week. So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.
Elon Musk Reacts To ‘SNL’ Impression Of Him — And He’s Mad, To Say The Least Comedian Dana Carvey spoofed the tech billionaire in the sketch show's first post-election episode. huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk…
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Trump’s campaign surrogates in recent hours: —Rally speaker called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage” —Elon Musk said Trump’s economic plans will cause “hardship” for the middle class —Mike Johnson said there will be “no Obamacare” if Trump wins, ripping away health care from millions —RFK Jr. said he will have total “control” over America’s public health agencies if Trump wins
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What the heck!? Donald Trump suffers a serious 16 minute freeze at his Michigan rally, wandering from side to side on the stage. Trump’s cognitive decline is accelerating.
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I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
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Dear @DoakWalkerAward, Please be aware that Cam Skattebo of @ASUFootball is an absolute freak. Thank you. #Big12FB | 📺 ESPN
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Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.” Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?” Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.” Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
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Elon Musk’s X has been valued at just under $13.6 billion, nearly a fifth of the $63.6 billion the Tesla founder paid in 2022.
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Can I just say how much I love that #LiarLiarVanceOnFire is trending 😎
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BREAKING: In a stunningly stupid announcement, Donald Trump just said that in order to lower costs, he will impose a $3,900 tax hike on middle-income Americans. This is as unpopular as it is stupid. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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BREAKING: In a disturbing new announcement, Donald Trump just announced that if he’s elected, he will weaponize the government to go after ABC and other journalists he doesn’t like. This is what fascism looks like. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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BREAKING: After Donald Trump and JD Vance asked Democrats to lower their rhetoric, CNN made a montage of all the inflammatory things Donald Trump and JD Vance have said. Retweet to make sure all Americans know it’s Trump and Vance who are the problem.
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Replying to @theliamnissan
Sissy SpaceX built rockets and cars, But his daughter hates him, her heart full of scars. He blew his fortune on a site of rage, To give Donald Trump a political stage Now his empire fades, his dreams expire, As even his cars go up in fire.
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Go check it out, Elon hid all the replies to my reply
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BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025.
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Trump signs American flag, violates flag code on 9/11
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