i spent four years in college and racked up tens of thousands in student debt for a career i gave up on while still in my 20s. What else would you call this?
Joined May 2014
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Alright I'm done. Don't wait for me to beg to see you while I'm home visiting. Over it. #friendssuck #whatfriends?
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Hey server friends: Lets build a community for waiters and waitresses that can help us share our voice! thndr.it/1mSc5WI
Another newbie asked me to plz not throw silverware at dish bc 'the water is yucky and can splash.' No shit. That won't stop anyone.
I'm out for 2 weeks and they fill the place w new ppl. One girl ran into me as she walked quickly and looked backward. Hello? Served before?
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But wait, how the heck are we on a wait if there are 18 open tables?!? Are we in the same freaking restaurant? #serverproblems
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Finally said something to the hostess about everyone else being sat. She says there are 18 open tables and they are following rotation.
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Been at work for 20 minutes. No tables, but a table that was sat when I got here has since been re-sat, so that's good. #serverproblems
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Following #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words and you can tell who has actually served and who is actually one of these annoying bitches. #serverlife
"I'm allergic to garlic" (I work in an Italian restaurant) #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
First serving shift in a week and I 1) get $20 tip on $23 check and 2) won a sales contest. #stillgotit #notaserverproblem
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My last day serving was supposed to be a month ago. I worked a 7 hour dinner shift this weekend and am on lunch tomorrow. #serverproblems
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