Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes) header
Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes) profile picture

Posting remarks overheard in the aisles of Britain's poshest supermarket. Parody.

Joined September 2015
Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)Photo by Heard In Waitrose (@Waitrose_Quotes)
☕️ vs 🍵Feeling sluggish? Read about 5 Coffee Alternatives on dapperchapper.com feat @VividDrinks 👉🏻 bit.ly/2xxcaJq – at Wandsworth, London
1
3
6
🇺🇸🎾 Bolton Arena are helping players achieve Tennis Scholarships in the USA! 📧[email protected] for more info
Heard In Waitrose retweeted
Fancy winning 2x tickets to the @ICC #CT17 Final this Sunday? RT & follow to enter T&Cs nissan.co.uk/ICCTicketGiveaw…
26
460
5
124
Win 2x VIP tickets for England's #CT17 Semi-Final in Cardiff thanks to @NissanUK RT & follow to enter #Ad T&Cs bit.ly/2rSSZX7
4
193
1
49
Heard In Waitrose retweeted
Guys - the best boxing account on Twitter is @ldnboxing! Follow them for Mayweather McGregor updates! 💥🥊 nitter.gq/UFCrelated/status/8430…
This foyer creates a welcoming approach to this classic home. Architect: Radoslav Opacic Designer: Sandra Oster Interiors
Heard In Waitrose retweeted
Coming soon! 🥊
14
17
Lady: Darling? Man: Yes dear? Lady: Cashews and goats’ milk in our basket? Man: For the squirrels of course Lady: Oh you're good
1
33
81
‘Elspeth, can you get a lime please sweetheart?’ ‘Yes mummy. Is it for your Gin & Tonic?’ ‘Yes, of course it is.’
2
63
1
105
Woman to friend, “You’ve lost a quite a bit of weight recently!” He replies, “It’s because I stopped adding truffle oil to everything.”
9
36