Writer and Cultural Investigator, dual classing in Comms and Digital Strategy. Invented 'Don't @ me'. Now on Bluesky, link below. (he/him)
Sydney, Australia
Joined February 2007
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I left Twitter long ago, but you can find me at Bluesky if you're not a moron, a Nazi or an arsehole - that's three for three for you, @elonmusk!
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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There should be more JPop covers of Jackson Five songs:
🎶 "Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on Kabuki..." 🎶 👺
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That's before I even start talking about musical theatre...
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There's a reason Christianity and the story of the Fall of Lucifer doesn't work for Millennials.
"So, you're saying, if I rebel against my father figure, I'll be 'punished' with free real estate, autonomy and job security? And this is a cautionary tale… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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Come on, Liberals! It should be OBVIOUS to everyone you can't just touch chunks of peeling paint in a reflecting pool without legal repercussions!! 😡
They're not underage girls on an island, people...
#USPol #Trump
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"[Aboriginal]? Good to see that you're actually, you know, taking up this and working."
A reminder Hanson takes $300k/year and has missed 88% of Senate Estimates hearings. If only she had the work ethic of James, an Aboriginal! #AusPol
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Holy shit, I spoke too soon. Hanson uploaded the removed Karl Stefanovic and Tommy Robinson interview to her YouTube!? 😤
“It looks like they’re trying to sack my good friend Karl Stefanovic for this video with Tommy Robinson" 🤢 🤮
#AusPol #UKPol
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Awwwww, Karly, was the internet all mean about you platforming UK Neo-Nazi leader douchebag Tommy Robinson and praising Hanson like the moron you are? YOU POOR THING.
Seems rather than him realising though, it was pressure from Channel 9 #UKPol #AusPol… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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Ok, this was funny until I think we started approaching someone actually getting shot over algae.
I've cropped out the person who shared this believing it as they've since deleted it but holy crap we're in the dumbest timeline...
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"Your saying someone called Sam 'Altman' claimed to be a totally real human who just advocated for AI and robots but turned out to actually be an android?"
I'm not saying this is true but it's honestly so on the nose even J. K. Rowling would tag anothe… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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An old friend used to have a large vibrator named after Stefanovic called Big Karl.
Even if it's still alive and is properly cared for I guarantee it has more culture and humanity than its namesake.
What a total piece of shit. #AusPol #UKPol
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What a fun political period this will be watching Angus Taylor fight Pauline Hanson for who can win the (lack of) hearts and (deeply incurious) minds of Australian racists and morons.
Like watching two pigs fighting over a life-sized butter statue of G… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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And while I'm dunking on Farage: how have we not made that surname and that dumb expression he always pulls synonymous with the feeling you get after trusting a fart you shouldn't have? It's too perfect.
"I thought it was safe but then, bam, instant Fa… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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Farage and Reform - like One Nation here in Oz - are incapable of building anything but it's easy to destroy and crow.
Your baby blowing out a diaper all over you might ruin your day at Disneyland but you wouldn't take it as evidence they should plan y… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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Nigel Farage comparing the turnover in British PMs to 'banana republics' is fascinating.
Oh, you mean the coups and political instability of countries that was directly fuelled and exploited by outside forces for personal profit by slimey, self-serving… bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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All I hear about is how AI and LLMs are destroying industries, trust, careers and the environment etc.
But NONE of you are acknowledging how FAST they're able to do this! Do you hate EFFICIENCY, Luddites!?
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Found screenshot elsewhere, but while I'm on my #TADC posting roll, fucking nailed it @dresdencodak.com 😂
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The amount of people I've seen stating Abstraction is exactly that, no exceptions, really makes me wonder if we watched the same show.
It would have been so easy to show a hint at Jax or another 'coming back'/healing in a stinger but I applaud … bsky.app/profile/warlach.bsk…]
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Hey, so, can we start one of those Whitehouse.gov petitions to make Bezos drink the water in the Reflecting Pool?
Asking for a friend.
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Don't tell my Scottish relatives, but I don't care for football, however:
Fuck me, I would LOVE to see a world where Team USA loses to Iran in a game played in America #worldcup
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