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Joined December 2011
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completely unprepared to discover he looks like Grandpa Joe
He goes around at night stealing flowers like Dorothy the dinosaur too
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
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On Squawk Box, Kalshi CEO Tarek Mansour struggles to answer why a Bad Bunny dancer -- who watched rehearsals -- betting on the Halftime Show predictions markets would not be considered insider trading. Sports was estimated to be 90% of betting on Kalshi during the NFL season.
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Last year, someone paid $525k for a flag that was draped over Abraham Lincoln's casket during his funeral procession. This week the buyer was revealed to be the owner of Keens Steakhouse, where it will be displayed in their "Lincoln Room."
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Some years back Robert Duvall stopped off at the Texas Ranger Museum in Waco. He was in awe of the place and voluntarily cut this promo for them. Off the cuff he delivered the coolest museum testimonial of all time. “Gus and Woodrow would have really liked this place.”
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.@Jerrythekid21's first three sales calls of the night - Former NYC mayor Eric Adams - Part owner of the 76ers David Adelman - Brooks Koepka
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It's tough to pick a favorite performance by Robert Duvall, but he was born to play Frank Hackett in 'Network' (1976, dir by Sidney Lumet). Check out my tribute to one of my all-time favorite actors: youtube.com/watch?v=_fLxyj_r…
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Now that Tony and Robert are both departed to heaven and I hope laughing together I have never seen an actor rip a director a new asshole quite like Duvall did on Days of Thunder.
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The iconic Robert Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 95 Rest In Peace 🕊️
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Dodgers vs #Reds highlights from April 22, 2008
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OH Smash for sure
Smash or pass ? Beefy shepherds pie 🥧
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MICHAEL JORDAN’S TEAM WON AT THE DAYTONA 500 — This is awesome. 👏🔥
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Cincinnati Red, Eugenio Suárez.
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WHAT A SHOT SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER! @attproam
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sure we all laugh at the witty quips of of the MST3K crew but if you could see the endless line of B movie actors and directors that their cruel taunting has driven to suicide you might not be laughing quite so hard
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The man, the myth, the legend… he was freakin’ Snake Plissken for cryin’ out loud. KURT RUSSELL!!
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Gus retweeted
Absolutely gone at someone hiring an Austin Powers impersonator to come to his empty house.
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