Weyland Industries

.@blackfeathers @GuestUser17 You both get a severed-android-hand high five for me. Nice work.

If anyone wants the account, just @ me. I had fun, and I'm sorry I'm not the beginning of an ARG.

Sorry for not getting back to your DM @GuestUser17 but I don't have the 'accept any DMs' setting turned on.

I was surprised it didn't, so I grabbed it & waited to see if anyone else had spotted it. Turns out 112 people also obsessively zoom videos.

TBH, I happened to notice the misspelled Wayland in the background to the TED video and checked to see if it existed on twitter.

Busted! Mr @blackfeathers gets the award for putting it all together. Yes, this is OOG. Apologies if that disappoints anyone too much.

@1nvisib0 your talents, enumerate them. Can you operate an airlock with a broken arm, for example?

@MOVIELORD101 Good. How do you feel about taking orders from one?

@MOVIELORD101 We'll need a full DNA sequence and/or source code listing. Also, do you like cats?

@jdsmarshall Excellent. You'll need to show our medtechs you don't have any, er, intestinal parasites as well, so it might be worth checking

Currently hiring level 3 crew; must have hypersleep waivers or android certification.

We can confirm that this is most definitely *not* a bug hunt