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@WeaselHandyMan

part time assistent junk yard manager. truck repairs. handy man. budgett value home improvemint projects with Uncle Gary.

 georgia USA
Joined June 2025
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thanks to my friend @3YearLetterman for a #great getaway with brad, burt, shane and gary at pigeon forge. i brought my panelsonic camcorder and we made a dockumentary film. coach then notarized it so what you will see guaranteed to be 100% accurate. enjoy
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what can i #say the man sets trends and wins bar fights
Robynn Garfield (@robynngarfield) profile pictureRobynn Garfield
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I...I have the same hairstyle as...catturd.
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Let him cook
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Chuck Schumer (@chuckschumer) profile pictureChuck Schumer
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This is a despicable betrayal from Rep. Stevens. Senate Democrats are united in our support for Abdul El-Sayed, because we know he will fight for the economic interests of working families in Michigan, unlike Mike Rogers, who is a tool of Donald Trump and billionaire donors.
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I absolutely love the chaos. This Is a shitposters dream.
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMI10h
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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This is a very serious violation of your constitutional oath of loyalty to your political party Delete this or I will report it. You should be in jail
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Haley saw Abdul lay nothing but bricks playing pickup and immediately bolted
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMI10h
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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islamists punching air #right now
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMI10h
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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me and gary just installed this new #toilet paper disbenser
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we need to do an old school battle of network stars special with #him and vivek ramaswamy
Kyle Martinsen (@KyleMartinsen_) profile pictureKyle Martinsen
@KyleMartinsen_Oct 31
Abdul El-Sayed is really really athletic
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Tipping should be required the moment you sit down, before you even order. How is a server supposed to know what level of service to provide if they don’t know how much you’re willing to tip?
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Jarvis
@jarvis_best12h
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At first I thought that was a Kansas City Chiefs fan account
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this reads #like mehdi hasans fantasy football roster
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportOct 30
📸 Never-before-released footage of Hamas’s Qassam Brigades commanders, including military chief Mohammed Deif, meeting to plan the Oct. 7, 2023 attack on Israel.
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Brenna (@BrennaIsRight) profile picture
Brenna
@BrennaIsRightNov 1
Replying to @3YearLetterman
I just announced your IQ at an alcoholic anonymous meeting and everyone gave a standing ovation and walked out.
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I do own the entire American Pie series on DVD
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I have been the victim of countless HIPPA violations this week
Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) profile pictureBurt Macklin
@BurtMaclin_FBIOct 31
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: I was just leaked the REAL results of Coach Letterman’s IQ test and OH MY GOODNESS. Coach is far below the 106 he wants us to believe: he scored a 13! To make matters even worse for Coach, he notarized the test results WITHOUT even reading them. I didn’t think things could get worse for Coach and wow was I wrong.
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: I was just leaked the REAL results of Coach Letterman’s IQ test and OH MY GOODNESS. Coach is far below the 106 he wants us to believe: he scored a 13! To make matters even worse for Coach, he notarized the test results WITHOUT even reading them. I didn’t think things could get worse for Coach and wow was I wrong.
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Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) profile pictureThree Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanOct 31
I have been trying to figure out a way to share this with everyone without it sounding like bragging Last week, I took a verified online IQ test. My score was 106, not 104 as previously thought Hence, my IQ is SIX points above the highest score possible Stay mad, haters
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this guy should be deported with clavicular
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
@TheAtlanticOct 31
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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are we sure these are actual letters or certificates of participation? #many people are saying the later.
Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) profile pictureBurt Macklin
@BurtMaclin_FBIOct 31
Many of you have asked if I can look into whether or not Coach actually lettered in High School. Well, I looked into it, and he did…in MARCHING BAND! I’m throwing up! 🤮
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Many of you have asked if I can look into whether or not Coach actually lettered in High School. Well, I looked into it, and he did…in MARCHING BAND! I’m throwing up! 🤮
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Replying to @WeaselHandyMan
This is how you remind me of who Dave really is.
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Replying to @BurtMaclin_FBI
I don’t listen to the feds.
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