Andrew Webb

ALT Magazine Letter: My mate puffy works in a soap factory, and he reckons if you put the soap with the arched bit facing upwards, it will never slide into the bath. He's a bit of a bullshitter but I'm going to try it. The trouble is, it's Tuesday, and my bath night isn't until Sunday. If someone else tries it before then, could they let me know how they get on? Gordon Bennett, Aukland

ALT Magazine letter: (picture of king Henry the eighth) If you are doing a history exam this year and are struggling to remember the gate of Henry VIII's wives, I find this little poem helps. Died, died, died, died, died, died. Kevin Osborne, Bury st Edmunds

ALT Magazine Letter: Why did the stormtroopers in star Wars bother wearing armour? It was seemingly ineffective against almost everything. Gustav Fox, Dalston