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"The owners in this country know the truth. It's called the American dream, cause you have to be asleep to believe it."- @TheGeorgeCarlin
youtube.com/@OfficialGeorgeC…
georgecarlin.com
It used to be that every time a bell rang, an angel got its wings.
Now every time a bell rings, trump tears off a new angel's wings, fries them up, and eats them with some ranch dressing... just because he can.
I'm filming a documentary about George W. Bush and Donald trump.
The working title is Dumb and Dumber.
I've always felt bad for Carlin.
He must have been so lonely.
Because when you're a little more intelligent, observant, clever and curious than the other slightly evolved apes, it doesn't matter how many are in the room with you, you're still alone.
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
Welcome to 1984-2.0.
Where a TOS has replaced freedom of speech.
People can block anyone they want, yet they still feel the need to use a report button.
Because they've been trained to.
You know who would have loved a report button?
Every mass-murdering dictator that ever lived.
Welcome to 1984-2.0.
Where a TOS has replaced freedom of speech.
People can block anyone they want, yet they still feel the need to use a report button.
Because they've been trained to.
You know who would have loved a report button?
Every mass-murdering dictator that ever lived.
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Her tits were above average
But they were certainly not worth writing a limerick about
And what the fuck rhymes with above average?
Anyway, just thought you should know
About the girl I met from Nantucket
Who had above average tits
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
Everything we do is backwards
Take Anger Management classes for instance
What a ridiculous idea
What they should have are Stupidity Management classes
Then they wouldn't need anger management, because there wouldn't be as many people doing stupid things to piss us the fuck off
Every time trump has ever been in a room where someone said, "Let's talk about the elephant in the room." he is always the subject of the upcoming discussion.
Coincidence?
I think not.
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Her tits were above average
But they were certainly not worth writing a limerick about
And what the fuck rhymes with above average?
Anyway, just thought you should know
About the girl I met from Nantucket
Who had above average tits
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
"The owners in this country know the truth. It's called the American dream, cause you have to be asleep to believe it."- @TheGeorgeCarlin
youtube.com/@OfficialGeorgeC…
georgecarlin.com
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
Look on the bright side.
This October you don't need to waste time watching horror movies.
Cause now, if you want to see a horror movie all you have to do is look out the fucking window.
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
I could solve all the world's problems by tomorrow given the opportunity.
All I need is access to the nuclear codes and I'll be glad to sort this shit out for ya.
No more people, no more problems.
George Carlin's Echo retweeted
I have something to say but it goes without saying so I'm not going to say it.
Cause I hate it when someone says something & then says, "but that goes without saying".
If it goes without saying then why are we even talking about it?
These people wouldn't last a day in Fight Club.
I was just curious.
If someone offered you a billion dollars to blow a billion guys, would you do it?
I have something to say but it goes without saying so I'm not going to say it.
Cause I hate it when someone says something & then says, "but that goes without saying".
If it goes without saying then why are we even talking about it?
These people wouldn't last a day in Fight Club.
I could solve all the world's problems by tomorrow given the opportunity.
All I need is access to the nuclear codes and I'll be glad to sort this shit out for ya.
No more people, no more problems.