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Joined October 2023
BREAKING: Republicans to replace all books they banned in schools with Cheesecake Factory menus.
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These articles are from January 2019. Just imagine the explosion this would set off in the media and the country if this was Hunter Biden. This is a MASSIVE, MASSIVE scandal and we must demand the media and press treat it as such.
Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. trib.al/iVl4J9l
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"The Democratic Party is throwing trans people under the bus."
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“Sound Of Freedom”: Live at The Cheesecake Factory. 7PM Wednesday nights. Jim Caviezel will be your waiter.
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I'd rather live.
No-Bake Loaded Reese’s Cheesecake Creamy peanut butter cheesecake, crunchy Oreo crust, and tons of Reese’s candy! No oven needed Ingredients: 40 Oreo cookies ½ cup melted butter 16 oz (450g) cream cheese, softened 1½ cups creamy peanut butter ½ cup brown sugar 1 cup powdered sugar 3 tsp vanilla extract ½ tsp salt 1 cup Cool Whip 1 cup mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, chopped 1 cup Reese’s Pieces Extra Reese’s candy for topping Instructions: Crush Oreos into fine crumbs and mix with melted butter. Press into a 9×13-inch baking dish. Place in the freezer. Beat cream cheese, peanut butter, and brown sugar until creamy. Mix in powdered sugar, vanilla, and salt. Gently fold in Cool Whip until smooth. Stir in chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Spread the filling evenly over the Oreo crust. Top generously with extra chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Refrigerate for at least 4 hours until set. Slice, serve, and enjoy! ❤️ No baking, just pure peanut butter chocolate heaven!
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'Viewer Discretion Is Advised'...
New Taylor Sheridan show coming this Christmas. "Cheesecake King" will follow a black mafia boss played by Wesley Snipes who tries to take over a Cheesecake Factory in Lumberton, Texas as the all white townsfolk try to lynch him at a Black-eyed Pea
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sylvester Stallone has released a statement: "Don't get dismayed by our current political climate fellow patriots, ya gotta keep going, keep punching cheesecakes."
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Frank Stallone: "Screw you Obama, you divider and chief, my brother says to keep punching."
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Monday was a normal night at the cheesecake factory. Got blasted on strawberry margaritas, ordered every dessert, pretended to surf on every table playing “Ride of the Valkyries,” on my I phone, tipped my waitress in expired gift cards, slapped her ass and said "thanks sweet tits!", got banned for life, framed the pardon letter from Trump, and still made it home in time for Gutfeld Live. Traffic was the worst part.
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New Taylor Sheridan show coming this Christmas. "Cheesecake King" will follow a black mafia boss played by Wesley Snipes who tries to take over a Cheesecake Factory in Lumberton, Texas as the all white townsfolk try to lynch him at a Black-eyed Pea
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"You don't change cheesecakes in mid-stream. That's why this midterm election I'm standing by the President."
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Sylvester Stallone has released a statement: "Don't get dismayed by our current political climate fellow patriots, ya gotta keep going, keep punching cheesecakes."
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We’re not just going to the Cheesecake Factory. We’re having our Christmas dinner there, our anniversary there, gender reveal party's there, all funerals there and the reading of the last will and testament there. If Obama hates it, it’s basically a Caucasian's patriotic duty.
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They held the wedding inside a Cheesecake Factory, but the ceremony was conducted by a pastor with a shotgun who insisted on being referred to only as “the Cheesecake Chaplain.” The vows were read over the loudspeaker between announcements for Table 12’s Buffalo Blasts and Avocado Eggrolls and 'Passion of the Christ' playing off the wall on a projector tv. At the “you may now kiss the bride” moment, both families stood up and open-carried while slow-clapping to YMCA. The manager tried to intervene and was immediately made best man.
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Robert II Welch retweeted
Replying to @WelchRobII
You're making my morning 😏
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I’m starting to see why a lot of these guys don’t want women in office. #eyecandy
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Ten years and they still really nail your ass down with facts and substance.
Oh my god, you posted the pic I posted of myself! I’m wrecked! 🤡🤡🤡
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A freaking hoot. Love all your Cheese Cake content.
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Now she’s his beard?
Trump says he examined Jon Husted’s ass to groans but then says Nikki Minaj has a nice ass to cheers
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