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If I’m trashing your team, it’s because I have money on them. #FireRayWatts Trying to get @CharmiIIionaire to date my mom.

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Joined November 2013
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!!!!! New turnover chain !!!!!
Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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The government waste alone should have landed Mayor Humdinger in handcuffs, stack on the animal abuse and child labor violations. How does she keep winning reelections in this political climate? It’s getting shady in Foggybottom.
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Vote against annoyance. If you recognize that politician’s name, they probably ran ads for the last 6 months to drill their name into your head, vote against the ads. I personally look through campaign finances and vote with the less funded candidate.
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$7 a gallon of gas is a small price to pay to protect our greatest ally, the Epstein class. Just two weeks to stop the spread of Iran having a nuclear weapon. Plus a free $5k, cause that will totally happen along with the tariff dividend and the DOGE kickbacks and the... #VoteRed
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The AAU has added UAB and Georgetown to its ranks of now 73 top North American research universities. Among other things, it’s often viewed as a prerequisite for admission to the Big Ten.
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This College Football election season we must remember. More football and an honest champion is a good thing. Vote For Dundee and stand up against the Corrupt Josh Pate and company. Vote For Pick Dundee (@TheColbyD) "A Gap Tooth Son Of A Bitch, Who Wants More Football" #CollegeFootball #CFP #ElectionDay
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You cannot end a game on a defensive penalty.
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I’m so old that I remember everyone picking Tulsa as their dark horse contender for the AAC this year. Go turn that horse into glue.
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Ruffin McNeil was a damn good coach. Just felt like a good time to say that.
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Dolly’s passing is sad; but I’m going to actually cry a few days when Reba goes.
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Every Chiefs home game, the air space above my house is used as the waiting area for the flyover planes. Weapons of death and precision, circling my house like screaming vultures for 5-15 minutes sometimes. I know they are up there pretending to blow my house up.
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Replying to @Alex_Mortensen_
@Alex_Mortensen_ is The Mort & he’s AWESOME! #GoBlazers
🤖 Made with AI
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Credit to @BlazeOnBarstool for this one on Instagram
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Obviously we were their Super Bowl.
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We were clearly Memphis’s Super Bowl.
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The @CoachTGrantham effect. Come be developed at UAB
UAB OLB Marlin Dean this season: 30 total tackles 6 sacks 4 forced fumbles 23 pressures 22 defensive stops
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This ain’t the same UAB…
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DON’T. STOP. BELIEVING. #WinAsOne
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