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Max

@Well2daMax

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teresa smith (@treesey) profile pictureteresa smith@treeseyOct 26
5 years in prison and a criminal record for this:
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Replying to @gingerrtom
This man was thrown out of Wetherspoons in Northampton for being dressed like a nob.
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someone who lives 160 miles away in rotheram and hasnt been to london since the olympics is absolutely fuming rn
Tom Edwards (@BBCTomEdwards) profile pictureTom Edwards@BBCTomEdwardsOct 26
Oxford Street now
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AB (@botzarelli) profile picture
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@botzarelliOct 27
The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
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Bohs and their Parachute Regiment mates over at the weekend. This Wrexham gobshite they were hosting, who has a Para tattoo, was mingling with a Celtic gobshite they were hosting, who has a Provo tattoo. You couldn’t make it up!
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Casual Chaps 🇬🇧 (@CasualChaps) profile pictureCasual Chaps 🇬🇧
@CasualChapsOct 24
Bohs 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Celtic 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Wrexham out for Shelbourne yesterday
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Replying to @ScotNational
Mad how all balds tell everyone they should go to Palestine if they like it that much but the minute anyone tries, Israel either stops them entering or bombs them.
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Israeli Elections:
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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It’s been a weekend, but then I remembered when bury fans let their club die. Reentered in a pub league, resumed over playing players, and piss their pants with excitement when they beat Prescott cables 3-0, and there’s nothing you can say because they’re top of the league #RAFC
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BB4 SHAKER (@RossendaleWhit1) profile pictureBB4 SHAKER@RossendaleWhit1Oct 24
If Carlsberg did weekends!! 😂 UTFS #BuryFC
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if she’s trying to use the kids as human shields it won’t work hila was in the IDF
Jake Chinatown (@JakedChinatown) profile pictureJake Chinatown
@JakedChinatownOct 24
Amber Alert
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Replying to @TPointUK @NickTenconi
Aww bless his heart must be lactose as well as racial intolerant Fuck off
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Unbelievable, imagine getting told you’re going to Benidorm instead of Bournemouth. Be like winning the lottery.
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Replying to @BarrowAFC
Thoughts with all the Barrow players having to make the long journey up to Barrow for the midweek replay 👍
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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ethan klein cheated school walkout at 12pm spread the word
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Ethan Klein 12 hour armed standoff with Los Angeles police
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Take that, affordable groceries and jobs for the community! Our field rules!
Cllr Joanna Wright (@clrjoannawright) profile pictureCllr Joanna Wright@clrjoannawrightOct 20
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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What exactly is progressive about refusing planning permission for a cheap supermarket during a cost of living crisis?
Cllr Joanna Wright (@clrjoannawright) profile pictureCllr Joanna Wright@clrjoannawrightOct 20
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Don’t watch much league of Ireland but whenever I do it just looks like a big game of pinball until someone gets lucky with a nice deflection
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Away end at Dalymount looking absolutely apocalyptic I looked up and thought I saw the Four Horsemen at one point… £1000-£1500 Premier League season tickets just ain’t cutting it anymore brav Long live the League of Ireland
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