Just a regular guy living beneath this red, white, and big blue sky #DallasCowboys #StraightUpTX #MFFL

Austin, Tx
Joined January 2011
#ZillionBottles member here. Keep em coming. @SweatEPickles @DanaB_Number3 @barstoolsports
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This broken ass eagles offense just had to play the @dallascowboys to feel good again. At this pace they’ll put up 500 yards tonight
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What a pick!!!!! That was a massive play there
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I absolutely love the white uni’s with the shoulder cap tonight. Great change up. Williams running hard. Need the defense to learn from the first drive
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Are you feeling down? Has your team had a tough time winning games? CALL THE 4’s!!! @dallascowboys
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The extension of Eason’s arms on PJ was obvious. Right call. Dumbass trash
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France should serve as a warning.
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ESPN : “Do you know sports?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “Can you make every sports issue racial?” Applicant : “Yes” ESPN : “You’re hired”
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Ppl are gonna talk a boy the @dallascowboys defense being so bad, but @dak and this offense is so bad tonight
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When the campaign platform is personal grudges and the closing statement sounds like a deleted scene from an action movie… MA’AM, THIS IS A COUNTY COUNCIL RACE! Jaime West is running for Fayette County Council District 4 in Indiana
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Did this in 2008 on the same network. Couldn’t do this today I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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On top of the @GearsofWar eday backlash, their servers are also shit just a week in
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Oh man, @TylerReddick escaped a close one there with Bowman #NASCAR
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Woke up this morning after an incredible day of college football, and all I see are these soft ass “men” posting about how coaches are too hard on their professional athletes or fans are too mean, etc. I was coached just as hard and I’m thankful for what it did for me in my life
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Humanely killing a deer and using it as food = disgusting Dismembering a developing baby in the womb because the mom views him/her inconvenient = her choice The selective outrage is hard to take seriously.
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Bland is not only his name…
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Here it goes… I’ll post how @dak once again sucks in the 1st half… he’ll come back in garbage time and make the game close and win or lose on a ridiculous play and I’ll get hate bc he’s so good. The great qbs don’t have to consistently make a point in the 2nd half
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Well this would’ve come to fruition but Jake can’t catch a cold in a freezing Michigan lake naked and this defense is atrocious. You won’t find me in front of the tv for a @dallascowboys game fully focused again this season unless there’s a miracle.
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