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event planner, occasional streamer, mega fan, certified organic ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”…|๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’€|๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŽ๐Ÿšฒ

California
Joined October 2010
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Starmin are hella funny, between this Downsizing costume and all the people making "I'm HOLOSTARS PLZ PLZ PLZ" signs at conventions I love you guy's ability to turn *anything* into something humorous (we learned it from the Stars themselves)
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Holostars downsizing announcement? ใƒ›ใƒขใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใชใ‚“ใฆๅซŒใ„ใ ใ€‚ใŠๅ‰ใŒใƒ›ใƒญใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚บใฎไปŠๅพŒใซ้–ขใ™ใ‚‹ใŠ็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใ›ใฃใฆใฉใ†่จ€ใ†ไบ‹ใ ๏ผŸ
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Happy Halloween one sausage per trick or treater please
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Holostars downsizing announcement? ใƒ›ใƒขใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณใชใ‚“ใฆๅซŒใ„ใ ใ€‚ใŠๅ‰ใŒใƒ›ใƒญใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผใ‚บใฎไปŠๅพŒใซ้–ขใ™ใ‚‹ใŠ็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใ›ใฃใฆใฉใ†่จ€ใ†ไบ‹ใ ๏ผŸ
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Ethically translated by @/UnwisestWolf btw!
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kale ๐Ÿฅฌ retweeted
the things i do for the halloween function
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The spell you have cast on me is eternal. Welcome to my #HAUNTEDMOONMINI3D ๐ŸŒ•โœจ A VISUAL KEI THEMED celebration for all my amazing creatures of the night (ใ‡(โ€ขฬ€แตฅแตฅโ€ขฬ)ใƒŽ) โœง ๐ŸŒ™ 10.30.26 | 8PM PDT | 12PM JST+1 ๐ŸŒ™ ๐Ÿ”ด: youtube.com/live/Fp67-5QI3gM
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So I figured out how to keyframe
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Jokes aside I love Winston OW as I don't particularly like the tank role but I love playing Winston specifically. The question becomes, do I love Winston for him or for his Tesla cannon, bubble shield, jump pack and melee bruiser mode?
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๐Ÿ”…ANNOUNCEMENT๐Ÿ”… Embrace the moon's magic and let it guide you. Welcome to my #HAUNTEDMOONMINI3D ๐ŸŒ•โœจ A HAUNTING BANZOIN HAKKA HALLOWEEN 3D MINI LIVE with AMAZING MUSIC and a great time for all of you lovely creatures of the night ~โ™ก ๐ŸŒ™10.30.26 | 8PM PDT | 12PM JST+1 ๐ŸŒ™
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kale ๐Ÿฅฌ retweeted
โ€œHuzzah & Tally-ho, my noble steed!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜คโš”๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ #BFKingdom
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in my 20 years of playing ms ive never seen an item sold out of an npc shop lmao
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Whalefall was a good movie. It wouldve been better if it had something like a gorilla... A gorilla falling on you that's sorry for dropping by. That interested in peanut butter and has a shield that blocks aoe damage
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Personaโ€™s fun but the animal sidekicks are so boringโ€ฆ a dog, a bear, a catโ€ฆ they should do something different next time, like a gorilla. Instead of being from an alternate world he could be fromโ€ฆ idk the moon? And he could like something other than bananas like peanut butter
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kale ๐Ÿฅฌ retweeted
Fire Emblem lords have 0 variety, itโ€™s so boring seeing blue haired sword users over and over. We need like idk... a gorilla lord? He could be super smart and be from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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kale ๐Ÿฅฌ retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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kale ๐Ÿฅฌ retweeted
Weโ€™re thrilled to welcome everyone to Global MapleStory Classic World. Weโ€™re officially LIVE! ๐ŸŽ‰ We canโ€™t wait to see the community come together in-game, take on exciting challenges, and meet fellow Maplers along the way. Let the adventure begin! ๐Ÿ Play Now ๐Ÿ”— bit.ly/4jtiKHD
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hope whoever stole my amazon package is also planning on being Regis Altare for halloween
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๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿน COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENT!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿน BIG FANS!! I come with great news. I have a Merch Collaboration with UwU Market! SOCKS! STICKERS! KEYCHAIN! STANDEE??? I've got it all! PERUSE MY WARES BELOW!! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
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#BFKingdom A wonderful day for the Ren faire!
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