Mike Nelson parody. Bigtime drummer/singer. Got no time for kid stuff. Better dead than Dad. I change lives by leavin'. Its the 80's. I'll be a while.
Wherever my kid ain't.
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See what happens when you cancel 3 nights of The Drifters at the hotel?
Suspect sought after crashing into a home in Port Hope with stolen truck cp24.com/news/suspect-sought…
I’m Mike Nelson, iron on the drums, pure metal on the back up vox, and tempered steel in the sack. Look out cause this summer is gonna be a cook out. No domes too.
I got fired from my gig as a tour guide on the HMCS Haida for getting caught using the oxygen tanks for my hangover. My summer is ruined.
I like to help out the old bird on my floor once in a while… I fix a sink or stick some gum on a pipe. Best part is taking her painkillers and getting my asshole polished like an Oscar with those flushable wipes.
My kid thinks his parents left him enough dough to ride out college when they croaked.
Should I tell him that his degree is sitting in my new 360° gold plated kit?
I just needed some smokes
#UPDATE: The province’s Special Investigations Unit is looking into an incident involving multiple police services which began as a traffic accident and carjacking in Port Hope. bddy.me/3r0XtrY
Playing the Nag’s Head on Halloween. We got some hotshots from Humber to do the Toto stuff from Thriller. I’ve been waiting to play Porcaro my whole life.
Looks like you’re gonna need two of me tonight, and a third in the morning, as prescribed by Dr. Nelson.
Got my kid high and he started cryin for his mommy with a bunch of paranoid crap. Parenting is for idiots.
